Thatoneneighbor

“I MISSED THE FISH SHIITTTTTT”

I fricken lost it 😂

This is my new favorite thing on the Internet

Girl in the pink skirt is GETTIN IT

this sounds amazing with headphones

Smug face of a free man

brain: do you have your wallet?

me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*

me: yeah

I hate when teachers leave a ’?’ when they grade my work. Like mate I dont know whats going on either.

*talking to girlfriend*

me: bae are you mad?

bae: no, I’m fine

me: so can you smile?

Me in history class: Wow, humanity has been through some fascinating times!  I wonder if I’ll ever live through major historical events!

Me now: NO NO NO NO NO I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE

it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space travel. it was supposed to be space tr

am i even good at kissing this is a serious concern of mine

cant wait til im 30, on a balcony in a foreign country, drinking wine, wearing nothing but a silk robe, & have filled 18 notebooks

“We never just talk anymore.”