what have you been up tooooooooooooooo
i’ve been being a lazy sack of shit,
@alpheesh / alpheesh.tumblr.com
Me, after coming out of a decade of depression
straight dating: We have been talking for a few months and I think we are officially going out.
gays dating: this is Adam i met him 2 hours ago at H&M and he is the one :)
lesbians dating: we have been best friends for four years
While going through a ghost town in the middle of no where I came across several of these Crystal Diet Pepsi bottles.
dangerous
this must be what it’s like to wander through the fallout world and find nuka cola quantum
Date a boy who calls you at 4 in the morning just to hear your voice
Bitch better not
he gonna hear my voice alright
The Shape of Water (2017)
I hate all of you
the cast's favourite donuts?
Nadia:
Asra:
Julian:
Portia:
Lucio:
Muriel:
Reblog for good luck
Every time someone mentions cursed images, this is the first thing I think of
I'm pretty sure I saw a gay porn of you once...
those days are behind me now…
Munch
num num num num num num num ahhhhhhhhh num num num num ahhhhhhhhh
“Please let there be sound”, I said as I clicked play. And there was. And it was exactly what I wanted. 10/10 would listen to little munches again.
Let’s not forget the little guy trying to get in the shot.
new idea whoever has the most followers on tumblr becomes the president of the united states
it’s like dynamic too, if someone else surpasses the current president’s follower count they’re president effective immediately
ruinchildhood’s healthcare plan is not perfect but its progress
My current mood is making litttle horror shorts out of buzzfeed videos