- Lucy gray, canoncially

the most unintentionally hilarious moment in ABoSaS is that after Snow had been thinking of himself as this passionate lover and protector and that Lucy Gray literally belongs to him, he immediately considers breaking up with her and not seeing her ever again because she lives on the far side of town and it’s hot

reggie learning all his friends were fucking

riverdale series finale mantra You are polyamorous in the NOW. you are dead in the FUTURE. you are gay FOREVER.

angel tabitha: got some straight gas🔥😛 this strain is called riverdale on color tv 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯

me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit

5 min later: dude i swear that bear gave archie top surgery

my buddy, julian, pacing: nana rose is lying to us

#we were in the trenches, but now we're here

riverdale all-lgbt ending really right there on the horizon. if josie rolls up and engages in girlkissing next episode i'm changing my dog's name to roberto

NEW ISLANDER SPRITES PART 1

The Sprites for the Islanders we haven't met yet:

ozzy looking at mc to see if she's laughing everytime he makes a joke

RIVERDALE (2017 - 2023) Season 7, Episode 11: Chapter One Hundred and Twenty Eight “Halloween II”

i hope next season all the wilderness scenes are just coach trying and failing to kill the girls (and travis) wile e coyote style

Riverdale themed met gala what are you wearing. I'm going as jugheads hat. not jughead but the hat itself.

Logan: roast me pls

Greg: lol no kids on ur bday

Logan: Your Dad Was A World Renown Faggot

My official predictions

I tried to fix tps mc's smile, opinions?

The ultimate catfish