kastle owns my ass - also, with this quote on these images, it looks like a reverse au

-  “The thick plottens.” -  “You probably feel sorry for me.  You shouldn’t.” -  “I don’t know how to phrase this exactly but what the fuck? -  “I got my heart’s desire, and there my troubles began.” -  “If there’s a single lesson that life teaches us, it’s that wishing doesn’t make it so.” -  “This is it: there’s nothing else.” -  “Give a nerd enough time and a door he can close and he can figure out pretty much anything.”  - “For just one second, look at your life and see how perfect it is.” -  “You’re going to be miserable wherever you go.” -  “They were hard in ways that you didn’t expect.” - “Most people carry that pain around inside them their whole lives, until they kill the pain by other means, or until it kills them.” - “You have learned to break the world that has tried to break you.” -  “A magician is strong because he feels pain.” -  “His wound is his strength.” -  “That guy was a mystery wrapped in an enigma and crudely stapled to a ticking fucking time bomb.” -  “He was either going to hit somebody or start a blog.” -  “It’s time to live with what we have and mourn what we lost.” - “The truth doesn’t always make a good story, does it?” -  “Nobody wanted to be comic relief.” -  “We’re wired to expect the world to be brighter and more meaningful and more obviously interesting than it actually is.” -  “The process of learning is a non-stop orgy of wonderment.” -  “ They’re eaten alive by longing.”  -  “They’re dead before they die.” -  “He who completes a quest does not merely find something. He becomes something.” -  “In our world no one ever knows what to do.” -  “You have to figure it all out by yourself.” -  “You’ll never know if you put the ring in the right volcano” -  “The life I should be living had been mislaid through some clerical error by the cosmic bureaucracy.” -  “He feels the difference between what the world is and what he would make of it.” -  “The problem with growing up is that once you’re grown up, the people who aren’t grown up aren’t fun anymore.” -  “She was too tired to feel anything more.” -  “It didn’t matter where you were, the contents of a vodka tonic were always more or less the same.” -  “You didn’t get the quest you wanted, you got the one you could do.” -  “There is really no end to life’s little humiliations.” -  “You can’t just decide to be happy.” -  “Being brave was easy when you would rather die than give up.” -  “His whole personality was like an elaborate joke that he never stopped telling.” -  “Shut the fuck up.” -  “Life is risk, it turned out.” -  “You’ve never bothered to figure out what’s going on here!” -  “She tortured everybody around her, but only because she was more tortured than anyone.” -  “Wasn’t there a spell for making yourself happy?” -  “Careful what you hunt, lest you catch it.” -  “We have lived too long. The great days are past.” -  “We have reached the point where ignorance and neglect are the best we can hope for in a ruler.” -  “Funny how life had its little ways of surprising you. Little quirks of fate.” -  “That’s where all this began for you.” -  “You wanted the world to be better than it was.” -  “You spend too much of your time waiting.”

• ❝ women endure what men cannot bear. ❞
• ❝ ‘tis my crown & I will fight for it. ❞
• ❝ how long? how long have you been planning this? ❞
• ❝ you betrayed me! betrayed US! how could you? ❞
• ❝ we’ve lost control of [name/pronoun]. ❞
• ❝ [name/pronoun] sees the forests, but not the trees. ❞
• ❝ the gods & kings of old have deemed you unworthy. ❞
• ❝ what will you do, now that you know the truth? ❞
• ❝ take your shirt off. ❞
• ❝ can’t decide if I want to fuck you in bed, or if the wall is a better option. ❞
• ❝ I will not lose. ❞
• ❝ people are using condoms to apply makeup. why? ❞
• ❝ well, they certainly know how to put lipstick on a pig. ❞
• ❝ remember the promises we made to each other. ❞
• ❝ spring will always arrive. ❞
• ❝ you look beautiful in the moonlight. ❞
• ❝ I hope you can understand my heart. ❞
• ❝ people do stupid things in the name of love. ❞
• ❝ if anything should happen to his/her majesty, I should think you’d look to me to secure your future. ❞
• ❝ if you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. ❞
• ❝ have you ever regretted what we did? ❞
• ❝ yes, I’ve imagined fucking you. ❞
• ❝ when did you lose your virginity? ❞
• ❝ was he/she any good? ❞
• ❝ let me cum! ❞
• ❝ i’m going to hell, want to join me? ❞
• ❝ we fought. it’s over. i won. ❞
• ❝ stop, you’re only making a fool of yourself. ❞
• ❝ can you ever forgive me? ❞
• ❝ we can’t trust them! ❞
• ❝ be careful with your words. ❞
• ❝ they’ll hear us! ❞
• ❝ what if I want them to hear you screaming my name with pleasure? ❞
• ❝ hey! I’m romantic! sometimes. ❞
• ❝ the world will change & my era will begin. ❞
• ❝ you have to resist. ❞
• ❝ so is this how you take control of your life? ❞
• ❝ don’t let the bastards grind you down. ❞
• ❝ you’re a fucking idiot. ❞
• ❝ he who has no bread, has no authority. ❞
• ❝ there is little gain from further conflict. ❞
• ❝ I do not fear death. what I fear is doing nothing & losing everything. ❞
• ❝ my love for you has only grown. ❞
• ❝ I can’t imagine my future without you. ❞
• ❝ the tides will turn in our favor. ❞
• ❝ I will do everything in my power to protect you & our child. ❞
• ❝ how can you protect me from the monsters inside me? ❞
• ❝ you must cry for me, for I have no more tears. ❞
• ❝ know that I will be with you, always. ❞
• ❝ my winter will end & yours will begin. ❞
• ❝ god has no business controlling what I do with my body. ❞
• ❝ if this is what you want, then fine do it! but know that I will never forgive you. ❞
• ❝ if you love me, why did you leave? ❞
• ❝ pregnancy sex is one of the best kinds of sex. ❞
• ❝ you know, maybe you should take it easy. ❞
• ❝ a little fresh air isn’t going to kill me. ❞
• ❝ it would mean the world to me. ❞
• ❝ you are my soulmate. ❞
• ❝ I’m not wearing any underwear. ❞
• ❝ you’re so cute when you’re horny. ❞
• ❝ fine! I’m jealous! ❞
• ❝ you have no idea how much I’ve missed you. ❞
• ❝ I hate it when you leave. ❞
• ❝ we miss you. ❞
• ❝ our child hasn’t been sleeping well since you went off to war. ❞
• ❝ you light up whenever you look at them. ❞
• ❝ I hate fighting with you, especially over something as silly as this! ❞
• ❝ I’m suffocating here! ❞
• ❝ for once in your life, accept responsibility! ❞
• ❝ it’s your fault they’re dead. ❞
• ❝ too many people lack the gift of knowing when to fuck off. ❞
• ❝ humbling, isn’t it? to become the very thing you mocked. ❞
• ❝ with you, I feel like I’m home. ❞
• ❝ the best thing you can do for yourself right now is beg for forgiveness. ❞
• ❝ I only have a little neck. ❞
• ❝ [name/pronoun]’s head seems to have grown bigger. ❞
• ❝ I am madly in love with you. ❞
• ❝ it takes a lot to get me angry. ❞
• ❝ I can’t even look at you right now! ❞
• ❝ why can’t I stop crying? ❞
• ❝ there’s a hole in my chest & I don’t know if it will ever heal. ❞
• ❝ even now, whenever I’m with you, I can’t help but fall in love with you again. ❞
• ❝ a sweet for my sweet? ❞
• ❝ it’s not the first time this has happened. ❞
• ❝ this world is far too cruel to girls. ❞
• ❝ a daughter is a blessing. ❞
• ❝ I’m sore. ❞
• ❝ is there such a thing as too much sex? ❞
• ❝ there’s nothing more beautiful than seeing you stand there in the moonlight. ❞
• ❝ everything I’ve done, it’s for you, for us! ❞
• ❝ this is too risky! we might get caught. ❞
• ❝ you can’t be prepared for everything. ❞
• ❝ you have to trust me & in me. ❞
• ❝ I trust you more than anyone else. ❞
• ❝ what if something happens to you because of something I did? ❞
• ❝ please, just tell me what’s wrong. ❞
• ❝ I just don’t want you getting hurt. ❞
• ❝ love is not something that can be taught. ❞
• ❝ come back to bed. ❞
• ❝ as long as we stand together, nothing can stop us. ❞

• “You. Me. Cuddle. Now.”
• “Don’t move, I just got comfy.”
• “I’m scared, hold me!”
• “I bit my lip. Will you kiss it better?”
• “Tickle war has been declared!”
• “Bunny pyjamas, really?”
• “I’ve never seen so many kittens in one place.”
• “Come on, just one bite.”
• “How do you accidentally buy sixty birthday cakes?”
• “I never imagined you were so… ticklish.”
• “You’re so huggable.”
• “You’re under arrest for being too cute. Put your hands where I can hold them.”
• “Have you fallen asleep on me?”
• “Am I dead?”
• “Another one?”
• “And what if I don’t?”
• “Are you afraid of God?”
• “Are you crazy?”
• “Are you lost?”
• “Are you really that shallow?”
• “Are you sure it’s okay?”
• “Are you sure there were no…
• “How do you really feel about me?”
• “Can’t you pretend to love me this once?”
• “Would you care if I was gone?”
• “Don’t you know the hell I go through to keep you safe?”
• “I can’t take this any longer. Help me.”
• “Deep down, you’re scared. Aren’t you?”
• “You’ll stay alone if you push others away.”
• “How many lives have you taken with your own hands?”
• “Just for today. Please.”
• “You’re the only one who’s never called me that…”
• “We can make it work! Let’s run away together, you and me!”
• “I… have loved you this whole time.”
• “Treat me as you see fit. I’ll still protect you. It’s my role after all.”
• “Maybe it’s too much for me to expect kindness.”
• “You give me meaning, even if you take it away.”
• “Please… hold me. Don’t say anything, just… hold me.”
• “Woah, when did you get that?”
• “Who did this to you?”
• “How many time have I told you to be more careful?”
• “You’re saying this was an accident?”
• “What a shiner!”
• “If you look like this, I’d hate to see the other guy.”
• “I’m not buying it, you don’t walk into a door and get a bruise like that!”
• “Does it hurt when I touch it?”
• “Let me kiss it better.”
• “If you don’t rest, you won’t heal.”
• “Another fight?”
• “What happened to your face?”
• “I don’t think your arm is meant to bend like that…”
• “Let’s get you to bed.”
• “Let’s get you to the hospital.”
• “Why are you so calm about this?”
• “You’re bleeding!”
• “What are friends for, ey?”
• “So, instead of helping you, they ran off the moment they saw what was happening?”
• “You need to look where you’re going.”
• “I’m not accusing anyone, I’m just saying it looks suspicious.”
• “Do you want to tell me what really happened?”
• “Don’t move! You’ll faint!”
• “I’ve got some bandages, wait a sec.”
• “You’re the clumsiest person I know.”
• “I won’t let you be on your own, not when you’re like this.”
• “How could you be so careless?”
• “I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!”
• “H-how many of them were there?”
• “Do you want to build a snowman?”
• “The past is in the past.”
• “I’m where I’m meant to be.”
• “I know you!”
• “A dream is a wish your heart makes.”
• “People down here think I’m crazy, but I don’t care.”
• “For once, it might be grand to have someone understand.”
• “Just look at the world around you!”
• “Someday my prince will come.”
• “If you had the chance to change your fate, would you?”
• “If you cut it down, then you’ll never know.”
• “But you’ll never know me.”
• “Don’t you dare close your eyes.”