reminder to:

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)

No, YOU’RE crying

If you just needed something nice today, here it is.

“it’s not a dog its name is luffy”

“i don’t care what its name is go put it back in whatever trash heap you found it in”

Important info if you have friends/family with adhd/add

I want to add that if you see them repeating things to themselves they might be trying to focus on not forgetting something

Also if you speak to them and it seems like theyre paying attention to you but they reply with something out of context they might have had a hard time trying to process what you said, they werent ignorning you

This hits home for me

TOTALLY something Megamind would do at Roxanne’s workstation. Laughing until tears streaming down his face, watching every single idiot shout retardedly to the copymachine.

Until Roxanne has had enough of everybody yelling and shouting, breaking her concentration all morning.

Megamind laughs even more once he sees Roxanne in all her full fury, shouting angrily at her co-workers to (shut the hell up, if it doesnt work once, it certainly doesnt work on the 10th time either-!)

(-but it says-)

(I KNOW what it says, and does that seem logical to you!? Its just Megamind messing with all of you god fucking dammit, if i hear as much as one more person trying to do voice command on this thing…- GAH)

////Megamind doesnt laugh as much once Roxanne finds him and gives him a real good slap to the face

Omigod I need an official fanfic of this!

THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORGET TO RINSE THE TUB OUT AFTER USING A LUSH INTERGALATIC BATHBOMB!

He’s fine. He got a bath.

Lush glitter is made of seaweed.

If this was silver glitter this would totally be Megamind’s cat.

silly silly little comic

😍😍 @mamaspidey

Old hag by *veprikov

Being a witch is not the highest paid job in the world.

I JUST WANT HER TO GET HER PRETTY PURPLE HAT AND BE HAPPY

I would kill for a companion piece to this, where she gets her hat..

Im sobbing.

no seriously why hasn’t any replied to this image with a picture of her in the pretty hat c’mon tumblr please

Well it’s not much, but here’s a comic: 

Enjoy!

DEAD

Reblog every one of these happy end comics I don’t even care

Tips That Can Save Your Kid’s Life.

THIS IS IMPORTANT 

When I was a child, from the time I was about four and could understand things, my mom told me and my brother that we should have a secret word. That way, if we were ever in trouble or felt unsafe and we didn’t want the people around us to know we needed her to come get us, we could let her know. So she let us pick the word and my brother and I chose the phrase “peanut butter cups.” (I’m happy to share the phrase now since both my brother and I are adults now). 

I used the phrase twice in my life. Once, I was at a friends house when I eight years old. Her dad got really drunk and was throwing things against the wall. I was really scared and I didn’t want to draw attention to myself on the phone when I called my mom to come get me because I didn’t know if he would get more violent if I asked her to come get me. So I called her and was calm and after a couple minutes I asked “Hey mommy, did you get me those peanut butter cups from the store?” And she said “I’ll be right there.” And she came and got me within minutes. 

Second, I was a teenager spending the night at a friends house. Her brother and dad were drinking and they started talking about things that made me uncomfortable - ie: what they liked to do to women. My friend didn’t seem perturbed and said that was normal for them and that I shouldn’t worry. But I was worried because they were really drunk and I was 15 and the only ‘woman’ around that wasn’t related to them. I went in my friends room, told her I needed to call my mom and say goodnight. Before I hung up with her I asked “Next time we go to the store, can we get some peanut butters cups? I’ve been craving them.” And she came and got me, just like that. 

Two incidents, one as a young child, one years later as a teen. Don’t discredit this stuff, it fucking works. My brother used it a few times too. Let your child pick the word and no never, ever, ever, ever get mad at them for using it no matter what it is. 

DO NOT SCROLL PAST THAT.

Tell your child that if someone grabs them, kick and scream and throw a fit, and be sure to scream YOU’RE NOT MY MOM. YOU’RE NOT MY DAD.  Over and over and over again.

For those who need Epi-Pens but cannot afford them.

I’ve been reading a great deal about the beyond unreasonable cost for the current main brand of Epi-Pens. I’d like to offer an alternative to those who simply cannot or perhaps will not pay such an exorbitant amount. Have your doctor write out your prescription (Rx) for Adrenaclick but sign “Substitution Allowed”, have the pharmacy order the generic of it from Lineage Therapeutics. The cost for these Epi-pens is $10 from Costco currently. Same pen, same medical chemical, but more reasonable price. Stay safe out there.

Signal Boosting!

Signal boost to save a life!

I’m not sure if the $10 is correct, but generic is always cheaper!

Here is an article I found saying that the cost to make them is $10, but the cheapest to buy is going to be about $100 for a kit coming out later in the year

Here for any of my friends in need of Epi-Pens

Megamind Fanfic prompt

In which Megamind is the bigger man and chooses not to become a super villain instead he just tries to live his life as any normal person would. He ignores the humans around him as much as possible. He is bitter to the outside world because of bullying and prejudice. He saves Roxanne somehow one day and she takes an interest in him and while he just wants her to go away she wants to get to know him better, change his outlook on life and humans. Meanwhile Metro Man finds out and hatches a plan to capture the pretty reporters attention and heart for himself.

Can you send this around if you think its a good idea, Set?

here is an idea: normalise the idea that adopting kids is a valid option even for parents who could conceive a child themselves, and not just an inferior backup option for parents who can’t

This is what my fiance and I have agreed on. Though we can have kids we would rather adopt because there are too many children without families who we could give a good home and life to.