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~ sith aesthetic ~

@battlebunnyviktor-blog / battlebunnyviktor-blog.tumblr.com

Dan. 20-something. Trans. Gay af. At some point I accidentally became a Star Wars blog somehow. This was not the plan.
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aight so I got booted off this blog on my desktop and can’t get back in and there is no way in hell I want to use the app forever so I remade! new blog is over at @zabrakfucker, with bonus art blog at @vityart. go follow those. this blog is about to be totally obsolete. rip in pieces. I’ll queue this post a few times so people see :v

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Jedi Council: Attachment is forbidden

Jedi Council: Lets place very young students with a master whom they idolize and will grow to deeply love and respect as not only as a teacher but as a parental figure and closest friend.

Jedi Council: And the Master will spend every waking moment with there padawan training and getting to know them. They will be responsible for all care and protection of their student and form a very parent-child like bond, each willing to risk their life for the other. 

Jedi Council: Perfect.

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Where did the idea of vampires having balls actually come from? Like what started that... "I'm a bloodsucking creature of the night; I feel like dressing fabulous and going to mingle in high society!"

when i read this i thought by “balls” you meant “testicles” and i just sat here for like two minutes thinking about why vampires having testicles is peculiar to you and why it means that they hang out with the upper class

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