MUDKIP MUSIC COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN COME ONE COME ALL!!

Ay ayyyy forgedaboutit alright listen 'ere bud i get it. "I'm scrollin' here!" is what you're thinking. But you know if I could have just a few seconds of your time mayhaps I can convince you to listen to my stuff and observe my mass collection of decorations of time. And maybe, just maybe, you'll then think to yourself, "Wow! Those tunes were neat...Wouldn't it be cool if I got a song custom composed just for me?"

PRICE GUIDE WITH FUNKY COLORS TO CATCH YOUR ATTENTION:

aNYHOW Yeah that's right nerds, I am a little bit uhhhhhhhhhh in need of money a little bit a lot kinda so I spent the last two days editing this video to convince YOU to give ME a reason to give YOU a SONG so that YOU can give ME money on kofi aha anyhow

Fill out this form here to commission me!!!

Feel free to ask me any questions <3

not my art but I really wanted to share the stuff my lovely wife drew for me🥺💗

she isn't very active on social media right now but her tumblr is @yagarka, you might also find her twitter and telegram with the same nickname

first art post yay 🎉

Im sorry but like, THIS MAN KNOCKS THE LIVING DAYLIGHT OUT OF ME, HES JUST SO HOT HELLO??? DUDE JUST SLICE ME WITH YOUR SCALPEL HEL?

Genuinely and unironically my philosophy abt music has expanded to “stop writing off music because it’s from a specific genre” and I think that could be applied to most mediums actually

Is country music really all bad or are you only catching snippets of christonationalist propaganda on the radio? Are horror movies always shallow torture porn or are you just thinking of trailers you saw for slasher movies? Are fantasy novels only for kids or was the last one you picked up Harry Potter? Is anime always fan service or are you just running into ecchi clips online over and over and over? Are you looking for good media or are you finding bad media and considering it representative?

*Silently hands you Postman outfit Dark Link along with a few more sketches*

Keep your messaging simple:

“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”

That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.

@noonesgaylikegatson your post has not left my mind since you made it. I see it everywhere.

i don't really believe in holding onto guilt or grudges like you do not have to walk on your knees for a hundred miles through the desert repenting and all that. but if i was a ghost i'd still haunt people purely for love of the game.

"spirit, be at peace and pass on" you misunderstand i'm literally just doing this for a laugh

“Fyp” we don’t do that here. I mean, Tumblr the app and website tries, but we don't do that here.

“But then how will anyone see it?” peer review.

“How do you get engagement?” by talking and engaging with other people. Or making a devastating typo. Either way.

“But—” Listen, you’re not doing solo stand up anymore. This is a group improv class being held in a SAW dungeon. Good luck.