A Pokémon roll cake with a special 🌀 ...

Yep, it's a Poliwag roll cake!

I've been experimenting with this for a while behind the scenes, it's taken me 5+ tries to get this design to the point where I was satisfied enough to share, but I'm finally done! So proud (and so tired, haha 😅)

My attempts to get here were...interesting. My first attempt was in 2019, after which I shelved it until I got a better idea of how to make it and tried again the last few weeks, tweaking as I went. Behold the bumpy journey 😂

i see ppl complaining about having spotify premium and like. you guys do know theres modded versions of spotify app right

and theres like, an app you can use to make youtube ad-free too. i can send a link to that as well

ok so heres the youtube thing, never ever under any circumstances download it if you dont want any ads

https://vancedapp.com/

and never, NEVER download this if you dont wanna pay for premium

https://apkmody.io/apps/spotify-premium-mod-apk

tommy i am going to kiss you DIRECTLY on the forehead thank you for telling us how to avoid getting premiums the Bad Way. absolutely fucking scrumptious my dude

no problem bestie have kitty :)

This is pure genius.

@whatthenelll on tiktok

Mandarin Time Vocab

Because to speak more freely when talking about events, life, etc., a good grasp of time related terms is necessary!

春季 - spring [chūnjì] 夏季 - summer [xiàjì] 秋季 - autumn [qiūjì] 在秋季 - in the autumn [zài qiūjì] 冬季 - winter [dōngjì] 季节 - season [jìjié] 早晨 - early morning [zǎochén] 上午 - late morning [shàngwǔ] 下午 - afternoon [xiàwǔ] 今天下午 - this afternoon [jīntiān xiàwǔ] 傍晚 - early evening [bàngwǎn] 晚上 - late evening [wǎnshang] 在晚上 - in the evening [zài wǎnshang] 今晚 - this evening [jīnwǎn] 天 - day [tiān] 在白天 - during the day [zài báitiān] 后天 -  the day after tomorrow [hòutiān] 一天天地 - day by day [yī tiāntiān de] 现在 -  nowadays [xiànzài] 前天 - the day before yesterday [qiántiān] 晚上 - night [wǎnshang] 夜里 - during the night [yèlǐ] 前天晚上 - the night before last [qiántiān wǎnshang] 早 - early [zǎo] 迟的 / 稍晚的 - late [chí de / shāowǎn de] 准时 -  on time [zhǔnshí] 时间 -  time [shíjiān] 片刻 - second [piànkè] 分钟 - minute [fēnzhōng] 小时 - hour [xiǎoshí] 钟 - clock [zhōng] 黎明 - dawn [límíng] 黄昏 -  dusk [huánghūn] 黄昏时刻 - at dusk [huánghūn shíkè] 从早到晚 -  from dawn to dusk [cóng zǎo dào wǎn]

FYI : this website definitely DOES NOT have a million free TEXTBOOKS and in general books for you all to download 😌

No reason to reblog this 👀

native speakers, forgive me.

再来一碗米饭！

uhh can I get a 这个?

Hey i’m a fashion design student so i have tons and tons of pdfs and docs with basic sewing techniques, pattern how-tos, and resources for fabric and trims. I’ve compiled it all into a shareable folder for anyone who wants to look into sewing and making their own clothing. I’ll be adding to this folder whenever i come across new resources

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/16uhmMb8kE4P_vOSycr6XSa9zpmDijZSd?usp=sharing

Updated just now with new hand sewing resources (mainly buttonholes) and textbook pdfs on fashion history, fashion illustration, and thinking through designs!

this is definitely not the link to a google drive with free mandarin chinese practice books, definitely not

this is definitely not the link to a google drive filled with free pdfs of books

for more chinese tips and resources

for more of my posts

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everyone’s debating posts of the decade, best and worst, and i have yet to see anyone mention moon moon

for those who were not on here to experience this ridiculousness

Seriously. It caused so many memes.

Truly the greatest meme of our generation

I’m dying. I saw the original, but I’ve never seen any of the others. God bless you, Moon Moon.

MOON MOON WAS THE BEST

@thatotherentity

did not expect to see moon moon today

Moon Moon was the peak of memes.

i don’t know why but i’m really amused by the winner of some ‘new kanji’ contest:

compare with the real kanji

座 (seat/gathering), but the two 人 (person) radicals have been moved from next to each other within the 土 (earth) radical to diagonally from each other, making this “social distance(d seating/gathering)”

This is hilarious, but to further the hilarity, I’d like to point to the fact that half of the “A rank” (runners up) for this contest also are related to 2020 epidemic jokes

First up we have:

Compare with 太

The original kanji means “to gain weight”. But it adds the コ “ko” and ロ  “ro” katakana symbols at the top to represent the weight you gain while staying home due to the corona virus.

Then we have:

Compare with 会 

The original kanjij means “meeting”, but the lower radical is changed to look more like a “Z” to represent Zoom meetings. Thus, the new kanji means “web meetings” or “zoom calls”

And of course another social distancing one:

Compare with 話 

This means “to talk” or “chat”, but it’s changed simply to show the two radicals social distancing from one another as we should also while holding conversations nowadays.

At least we can have some fun language humor despite all of this!