Doggo is drawing

Hey, I wanted to do another fight scene…I missed the mark on things I wanted to convey in action so I’m not very happy with this

Freakin nice.

When your phony corporate “”“activism”“” amounts to forcing low level employees in another country to get yelled at by customers neither of whom have any control over the legal status of marriage and just generally making everyone’s day worse for no reason

“Hello am corporation am ur friend care about u am not pretending to care so can sell products to u am friend”

What if a gay person wants two scoops of the same flavour of ice cream anyway?

WHAT FHR FUCK HAPPENRD TO THIS POST

*cracks open a bag of candy and a jar of salt* SO, HALLOWEEN PSA TIME

Zombies are racist.

I give up. I officially give up. I’m racist. You’re racist. Everyone is racist. Let’s just stop trying.

I can’t believe I just read “whitewashing the undead” with my own two eyes.

Symmetra’s not even fucking white on her vampire skin, she’s grey. In what world does grey=white.

I guess body paint doesn’t exist either.

-Espeon

I’m sorry, but did OP just complain about UNDEAD skin-tones being unrealistic?

Newsflash! With zombies, vampires, and other undead, you don’t HAVE to be realistic with their skin tone because none of these creatures are real!

Vampires must be real, that’s the only way to explain how OP is draining the life from me

~ Vape

At least I know that if I go to hell there’ll be internet because there’s no other place this site can come from.

“whitewashing zombies”

Kill yourself.

Draw whatever you want, whoever you want, with whatever skin tone. You shouldn't feel ashamed about something as trivial as colour.

So somebody on my Facebook posted this. And I’ve seen sooooo many memes like it. Images of a canvas with nothing but a slash cut into it, or a giant blurry square of color, or a black circle on a white canvas. There are always hundreds of comments about how anyone could do that and it isn’t really art, or stories of the time someone dropped a glove on the floor of a museum and people started discussing the meaning of the piece, assuming it was an abstract found-objects type of sculpture.

The painting on the left is a bay or lake or harbor with mountains in the background and some people going about their day in the foreground. It’s very pretty and it is skillfully painted. It’s a nice piece of art. It’s also just a landscape. I don’t recognize a signature style, the subject matter is far too common to narrow it down. I have no idea who painted that image.

The painting on the right I recognized immediately. When I was studying abstraction and non-representational art, I didn’t study this painter in depth, but I remember the day we learned about him and specifically about this series of paintings. His name was Ad Reinhart, and this is one painting from a series he called the ultimate paintings. (Not ultimate as in the best, but ultimate as in last.)

The day that my art history teacher showed us Ad Reinhart’s paintings, one guy in the class scoffed and made a comment that it was a scam, that Reinhart had slapped some black paint on the canvas and pretentious people who wanted to look smart gave him money for it. My teacher shut him down immediately. She told him that this is not a canvas that someone just painted black. It isn’t easy to tell from this photo, but there are groups of color, usually squares of very very very dark blue or red or green or brown. They are so dark that, if you saw them on their own, you would call each of them black. But when they are side by side their differences are apparent. Initially you stare at the piece thinking that THAT corner of the canvas is TRUE black. Then you begin to wonder if it is a deep green that only appears black because the area next to it is a deep, deep red. Or perhaps the “blue” is the true black and that red is actually brown. Or perhaps the blue is violet and the color next to it is the true black. The piece challenges the viewer’s perception. By the time you move on to the next painting, you’re left to wonder if maybe there have been other instances in which you believe something to be true but your perception is warped by some outside factor. And then you wonder if ANY of the colors were truly black. How can anything be cut and dry, black and white, when even black itself isn’t as absolute as you thought it was?

People need to understand that not all art is about portraying a realistic image, and that technical skills (like the ability to paint a scene that looks as though it may have been photographed) are not the only kind of artistic skills. Some art is meant to be pretty or look like something. Other art is meant to carry a message or an idea, to provoke thought.

Reinhart’s art is utterly genius.

“But anyone could have done that! It doesn’t take any special skill! I could have done that!”

Ok. Maybe you could have. But you didn’t.

Give abstract art some respect. It’s more important than you realize.

@jordanparrished

Sit down and listen to why you are wrong:

First off, the picture on the left if by a renowned late-Romanticist painting by  Themistocles von Eckenbrecher, if you had paid attention in an art history class, you would know that. 

You would also know that this beautiful scene is iconic in its own way. While the true artists (I.E. those who worked in realism), often painted life and beauty as it was, they still had their own style and recognizable signatures. 

For example, look at this:

Any Classicist worth their salt will immediately recognize this as a Rembrandt. Why? Well, for one thing, it’s so famous, because it’s so beautiful, but also because Rembrandt has a style that’s so iconic. It’s in the way he works with shadow and the detail he places in the objects, rather than the subjects. 

We also have this:

Undoubtedly, to those who know their art, this is a Caravaggio. Look at these frakking shadows! You get the feeling of the era. They knew that there was light and shadow that needed to be worked with and he chose to lessen his light so as to capture the darkness of the scene.  

Martini:

Working wth the developing angles of the age and placing all the detail into the subjects, showing the importance this era was placing on them. 

David:

Reimagining the Romans, focus on the musculature of the subjects, the despair of the women, and the beauty of the building. 

What did your artist do? What the bloody hell did Reinhart do? He painted some tiny squares to make a big square that, from a distance, looks like a sea of black. My professor gave me the same bullcac about him using this painting as an example:

Because, “Oh, look, he took different shades of red, blah blah blah!”

It’s garbage! 

How can you compare the beauty of the paintings above with this?

Answer: You can’t, not unless you want to spew out some bullcac about looking into the soul and looking at literal elephant dung on canvas as a statement on society. 

Art is beauty. Art is meant to be beauty. Art is not meant to be whatever some idiot can throw together on a canvas or carve out of stone. 

I can replicate what that charlatan did with red or black, but I can’t even dream of touching Rembrandt. Art is skill.

Watch this and think before you talk about art again. 

@ad-parnassum @awhiffofcavendish @tradcub @dixies-land

Ah, ‘progress’.

Modern art, like most things in our progressive society, is the shortcut version.  “it’s special and deep and interesting because I say so, and I’m interesting and deep and special, because my guidance counselor said we’re all special.”  GTFO, it’s shit, and we all know it. 

Art is currently a mattress while you falsely claim that you were raped.

Modern art is just pretentiousness, a huge circlejerk where everyone licks each other's bums by claiming to see meaning in whatever they manage to churn out.

I might as well put a mirror and title it "The Idiot" and these pretentious people will still praise it for being so true even if it's self deprecating. They've lost all sense of self and just go on agreeing with one another like its some sort of special club.

But what do I know. I'm just a guy who doesn't see the deep meaning in their work, right?

tumblr - not even once

What is reality even anymore

Please stop

I’m so done with arabs LOL

They banned it in Saudi Arabia because it promotes evolution.

@aesthetically-conservative

Why does he look so much like Mike Stoklasa from RedLetterMedia?