apparitions stalk the night i think idk (in case this tip ruins your life)

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PoV: you are treasure or perhaps a mimic

my biologically 22 year old transgender daughter, turning deep red and trying not to pop a blood vessel: H...HAAAAAAAA......RRRAAAAAAAGHHH!!!!

me, periodically glancing back over my shoulder while doing 110 down the I-95: Come on sweetheart, focus! Kids 6 and under eat free at this place and I know you can age regress 2 more years

the angel chained up in the passenger seat browsing the menu on his phone with his free hand: do u guys think these are like actual buttermilk pancakes or is it just a marketing term

The way conspiracy theorists saw the aurora and started immediately hunting for a sinister explanation is so grim. I saw a wonder of nature make a rare appearance at my home, and I immediately ran inside to post about how this is terrifying HAARP weather manipulation

if i lived all my life outside in the wasteland or whatever and i came across a vault dweller first time out of the vault ever never seen the outside before i would 100% fuck with them. id tell them i eat people or something. i would fuck with them itd be so easy

Bitch I don’t even know you. And you’re a deer.

Feverishly drafting Gummigoo copium