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twilight au where carlisle is in prison with lori loughlin for bribing dartmouth into accepting bella

@inthemiddleofmymidnight​ bella was an honor student in phoenix and forks (even in her depressive state zombie like state) who flat out REUSED to have anything bought for her 

im referring to the cullens using their copious amounts of money to cut corners/get special treatment, not minimizing the intelligence of ms bella swan

it’s stated somewhere in the guide that they have several anonymous charities, but I feel like no matter how much they donate, they’ll keep making money. they can donate as much as they want but it probably continue in a cycle like, if they give money, they’ll receive money because they have multiple bank accounts set up under different names and aliases. 

think of it like this: a flooded basement where you keep getting buckets and  dumping water out of a window. you can dump out as much water as you can but water keeps coming in and there’s so much of it.

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madamslayyy

Stating Tierra Whack is a better rapper than Megan Thee Stallion and that she doesn’t receive half the recognition or exposure as Megan due to colorism and misogyny (because she doesn’t oversexualize herself or her music) isn’t “pitting women against each other”. Yes we can appreciate more than one female rapper at a time but the fact that one of these women is poignantly not being celebrated is the reason this conversation needs to happen in the first place.

it just. is, though. to say tierra whack doesn’t get exposure because she doesn’t sexualize herself and because of colorism, i understand. but to compare her to meghan is…???? why??? meghan’s hits blew up because she empowers women to be sexual and proud and free, and that’s why so many women connect to her songs. tierra’s music is v versatile and sometimes contains themes/rhythms/styles ppl might not vibe with- ok. i wouldn’t say meghan oversexualizes herself bc that’s her choice, what she wants to present as. to even put their rapping skills against each other is LICHERALLY pitting them against one another. this whole post makes no sense

Then I suggest you learn how to read

no one ever does this with male rappers like chance and kendrick and the migos. they can all coexist and no one will say shit but with female rappers we have to pick sides

You a complete fuckin LIE if you don’t agree that the only female rappers that get shine are the sex focused ones. They can both rap, they are both likeable and unique, they’re both doing well in their careers. But radio play? Worldwide recognition ? I always try to bring it up but I get so irritated cause people think you’re putting them against eachother or slut shaming. Women can rap about whatever, the fact is that it is a male dominated industry, the higher ups are male, the gate keepers are male. The only way they care about female rappers is if they want to fuck them.

Female rappers aren’t even allowed to just be ‘okay’ or ‘can only make bops, nothing of substance’ rap (unless it’s sexual)

Blue face????? The millions of other garbage male rappers lying about their shit, not writing their raps, not rapping on beat, stuck on the same flow for every single record?? Fine!

(Black) Women? Gotta be twice as good to get half, just like every other profession.

And don’t y’all start with that “well there are so many artists that don’t talk bout sex, y’all don’t listen to them, it’s your fault!” Cause that’s not the conversation.

I went off on a tangent but this is something that constantly bothers me

I don’t listen to male rappers (I don’t listen to the radio at all) this is just me going off by what i see on my twitter timeline

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Getting Closer (Sequel to Present History)

imagine for @max-evergreen

You were livid for the rest of the day as you went through your day, and you were considering skipping your last two classes. That’s how mad you were. You had such an aggressive look on your face as you ate lunch, replaying the conversation from this morning in your head; it sounded like a threat. “What’s got you in a bad mood?” your friend Lauren asked as she sat her tray next to yours.

You weren’t going to tell her what you discovered last night, or your conversation with Jasper Hale. “Got a D+ on my Biology test,” you lied to her. “Yeah, Molina’s test wasn’t anything like the study guide.” You were far too upset to eat, and you got up to throw your food away; the bell rang but you made no move to pack your things. “Y/N, aren’t you coming?” 

Your last two classes were English and Government but you wanted to get to the library to do the research you were planning on doing. “Nah, I’m not really feeling well, I think I’m getting that bug that’s goin’ around. I’ll just see you Monday.” Thankfully the library wasn’t that crowded and you grabbed an empty table in the back to resume your research from before; you opened a new tab logged onto Ancestry dot com to see what you could find. It was definitely Jasper Hale. Or Whitlock, or whatever his name was.

You knew that the Jasper in your class was the Jasper that matched the pictures, but you couldn’t find an explanation; nothing seemed plausible, nothing was making sense. You saw a date of birth listed as 1844 and a year of death as 1863 but you were still coming up short. That meant he should’ve been nineteen when he “died”. Was he some kind of demon? The only explanation you had was that Jasper could be.. a vampire.

But that was impossible, vampires don’t exist, and they especially don’t exist in Forks. You were so involved in the information you were looking at that you didn’t even notice that he was behind you until he spoke. “Did ya find anything interesting?” His voice made you jump a foot in the air and you quickly closed the tab.  “Maybe. It’s not like I’m gonna say anything. Who would believe me?” 

You know if you even breathed a word of this to anyone, they would have you in the nearest outpatient facility, no one would take you seriously. Jasper squinted his eyes at you, sizing you up. “What conclusions did you come up with?” He was very calm and it sounded like he was asking for the answer on a test; you realized that your answers would sound silly saying them aloud. He was still waiting on your answer.

“Well?” You played with the ends of your hair, wishing desperately that you had gone to class. “Uhm… there are a… few. Reincarnation maybe? Some kind of demon?” Jasper smiled at you slowly and he laughed a little. “You’re right not too far off. Are you scared of me now?”

“Why would I be scared?” “You might want to quit while you’re ahead. Before you stumble on something you don’t want to.” He browsed the bookshelf next to him before grabbing a book and heading to the checkout counter, and he looked back at you and smiled again before walking out the library. You feel like you already discovered something that you wish you hadn’t, but you weren’t going to tell him and give him that satisfaction.

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I can come up with a entire fanfiction plot, summary, and new characters while doing something else but when it's time for me to actually write it, my mind goes blank. Has this happened to anyone else? 🤔

all the time. I always want someone else to write it

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madamslayyy

Stating Tierra Whack is a better rapper than Megan Thee Stallion and that she doesn’t receive half the recognition or exposure as Megan due to colorism and misogyny (because she doesn’t oversexualize herself or her music) isn’t “pitting women against each other”. Yes we can appreciate more than one female rapper at a time but the fact that one of these women is poignantly not being celebrated is the reason this conversation needs to happen in the first place.

it just. is, though. to say tierra whack doesn’t get exposure because she doesn’t sexualize herself and because of colorism, i understand. but to compare her to meghan is…???? why??? meghan’s hits blew up because she empowers women to be sexual and proud and free, and that’s why so many women connect to her songs. tierra’s music is v versatile and sometimes contains themes/rhythms/styles ppl might not vibe with- ok. i wouldn’t say meghan oversexualizes herself bc that’s her choice, what she wants to present as. to even put their rapping skills against each other is LICHERALLY pitting them against one another. this whole post makes no sense

Then I suggest you learn how to read

no one ever does this with male rappers like chance and kendrick and the migos. they can all coexist and no one will say shit but with female rappers we have to pick sides

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Y’all what happened with Cupcakke??

apparently she said some shit about a kpop star and shawn mendes and camila cabello and supposedly quitting music

People are saying they’re worried about her and she was on live??

someone on reddit said she was assaulted by a man also

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Y’all what happened with Cupcakke??

apparently she said some shit about a kpop star and shawn mendes and camila cabello and supposedly quitting music

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Shout out to all the childless whores that be fucking up them pretzel lines at disney world. Y’all are the worst and some random mom out there hates you.

Proud to be a pretzel-buying, childless whore

Reblog if you're proudly a pretzel-eating, childless whore.

Don’t get me wrong, I like kids, but if Disneyland had some sort of blackout dates where no kids were allowed, I’d pay the no-doubt hefty ticket price to go at least once.

And an opinion that I know makes some parents REALLY angry: there is no point in taking babies or toddlers to a theme park. Theme parks are  overwhelming and involve long lines. No infant or toddler I’ve ever known has coped well with those things. 

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rennyrosie

Also like, they’re probably gonna forget it ever happened??? So you basically spent a shit ton of money for what, for the sake of being able to say you took your kid to DW when they’re not old enough to remember? And I bet a lot of these parents will hold it over their kids’ heads...

This just makes me even more motivated to go to Disney World by myself

Same here lol. I bet that shit is fun

She posted this at 1am. You can’t convince me that she didn’t down a bottle of tequila with hubby after the kids were sleep prior to posting this. Fun times.

I’m going next year no kids, also she dumb as fuck for not getting her fast passes. also they have mobile order at DW

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One day I won’t need to ask for help and I’ll be able to help others instead ... but until then pls help me lmfao

I’m not getting any calls back and bills are due 🥴

I’m going back to working for my sister so I’ll be able to stay afloat for a little bit but I don’t start till next week and right now I’m at -221$ in my account (my overdraft limit is -300) i need to buy gas and my phone bill is 150$ cause I didn’t pay the full amount last time ... so I’m in a pickle.....

So if you have anything extra to give I’d really appreciate it.

OR

I could write you a fic, I’d love to actually feel like I’m earning it and I haven’t written anything in a while.

I hate begging i feel so awful but shit it hard right now lol

I have 2.15$ now!

And my phone bill is 150$ I’m about to get that text that they cuttin off my phone in a couple days

If you have anything to spare it would be sweet! No pressure! Love you guys and thank you!

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has anyone had those tacos from burger king? can we discuss?

No to both thank you pls delete this

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itsiesha

Thee worst taco I’ve had this year.

am i the only one who liked the tacos? they could’ve added some cheese to it but it was okay

I went to get a taco and some mozzarella sticks out of curiosity. Both were almost too bad for words. I’m inclined to believe that particular location is trash in general, so there’s that. Ima go to another location, across the city, and try again.

The lettuce was limp and grease soaked from the bland greasy meat. It was sloppily thrown together and then wrapped messily. I could get, and have, better tacos from the frozen food section of a grocery store. There was not a single thing about that taco that I could be positive about

the amount of grease was my only problem and it was mostly just meat and lettuce. never had their mozzarella sticks.

I’ve never had yellow mozzarella before that day. They were cold, flavorless, and had the texture or cold Velveeta. My sister had some a few weeks ago and they were just the same.

maybe that’ just a regional thing because i’ve never seen them advertised in my area. my dad brought some more tacos home and they were pretty good and there was cheese on them this time

There isn’t yellow mozzarella and that’s the weird part. Not worth the price paid. Rally’s has good mozzarella sticks though. They have the same coating as the fries do and it’s really good. Rally’s fries though? Not a fan

those rally’s fries be hitting though but I don’t think i’ve ever seen them advertise mozzarella sticks

Wait…tacos from Burger Ki….nah, that don’t even SOUND right!

they’re not horrible. the meat is very well seasoned and it’s spicy

I’m sked! 😫 I haven’t eaten with the King in years!

if you decide to go.. try the impossible whopper. it’s plant based and tastes just like the original. 

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has anyone had those tacos from burger king? can we discuss?

No to both thank you pls delete this

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itsiesha

Thee worst taco I’ve had this year.

am i the only one who liked the tacos? they could’ve added some cheese to it but it was okay

I went to get a taco and some mozzarella sticks out of curiosity. Both were almost too bad for words. I’m inclined to believe that particular location is trash in general, so there’s that. Ima go to another location, across the city, and try again.

The lettuce was limp and grease soaked from the bland greasy meat. It was sloppily thrown together and then wrapped messily. I could get, and have, better tacos from the frozen food section of a grocery store. There was not a single thing about that taco that I could be positive about

the amount of grease was my only problem and it was mostly just meat and lettuce. never had their mozzarella sticks.

I’ve never had yellow mozzarella before that day. They were cold, flavorless, and had the texture or cold Velveeta. My sister had some a few weeks ago and they were just the same.

maybe that’ just a regional thing because i’ve never seen them advertised in my area. my dad brought some more tacos home and they were pretty good and there was cheese on them this time

There isn’t yellow mozzarella and that’s the weird part. Not worth the price paid. Rally’s has good mozzarella sticks though. They have the same coating as the fries do and it’s really good. Rally’s fries though? Not a fan

those rally’s fries be hitting though but I don’t think i’ve ever seen them advertise mozzarella sticks

Wait…tacos from Burger Ki….nah, that don’t even SOUND right!

they’re not horrible. the meat is very well seasoned and it’s spicy

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ree-duh

“When youre a kid, you think that youll always be... protected, and cared for. Then, one day, you realize that’s not true. If you open your eyes, you will see what were going through. ’Cause when you’re alone as a kid, the monsters see you as weaker. You dont even know they’re getting closer. Until its too late.”

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