WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. THIS IS SO NASTY. WHAT IS THIS STRANGELY SHAPED, HI RES FUCKED UP PIECE OF SHIT. SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME THIS DISGUSTING MASS OF WHAT THE FUCK EVER THIS EVEN IS. WHY DO THINGS EXIST LIKE THIS. WHAT THE HELL DO I TAG THIS NASTY THING. WHAT IS THIS. WHAT IS THIS

it’s a sliced mango holy shit

oh. i like mangoes. 

Toddler response

And people say her lyrics aren't deep

"you don't have to perform around me" sweetheart i have to perform in front of myself

leoreturns:

Will it hit a million notes today?

Will it hit 2 million notes today?

"Leeds Devil"

Sakura pen and White gel pen on Sketchpad paper. 2024

This was another fun thing I did... wondering if to allow requests for these kinds of doodles...

req'd by @prokopetz

there's a story here i know it

(this is a secondary upload, the first had a spelling error)

text: Great, advice from Mr. "It's Not Cuckoldry If You Fuck Both Of Them"

IG : @emperorofmischief

if I didn’t have pictures of Daphne, no one in my family would believe I had a cat. girl up and vanishes every time someone enters the house.

me: Daphne is the sweetest silliest kitty in the world! I love her so much, she’s so fun.

Pickle breakcore

huh. I always thought the hairs meant something dangerous but I guess if this person's chill with holding them they must just be cute like that

@slurpygunch Yes, the correct thing is that direct contact should be avoided, use gloves and protective glasses or not touch them, the hairs can get stuck in the skin, generate rash/irritation and allergic reactions depending on the person, they are their defense method, some are capable from transmitting different irritating toxins, if their hairs get stuck on your skin you can apply a piece of adhesive tape to the affected area and pull the tape off immediately to remove them.

people will commonly say they hail from "new york" and other bullshit cities. dont let them deceive you. everybody was born in some one horse midwest town where nothing happens. this is something we all share in common.