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warnings: reader steals eddie’s stuff, eddie is also a lil pervy, mutual masturbation, oral (fem receiving), fingering, spitting, multiple orgasms, unprotected piv sex, daddy kink, creampie, light degradation/praise kinks, cum eating

i just want to give a huge shoutout to my baby @xxhellfirebunnyxx for inspiring me to write this with her perv eddie fic. and for always listening to my horny ramblings and helping me brainstorm. if you haven’t read hers yet, i highly recommend you do. it literally broke my brain it’s so delicious, go read it here. 💞

and of course a giant thank you to my lovey @chrrymunson for beta reading and hyping me up. ilysm 💖

word count: 3.9k

divider credit: @firefly-graphics

You knew it was wrong… a total invasion of privacy. But this wasn’t the first time you’d done something like this. Subtly taking some of Eddie’s things over the many years that you had been friends. A pair of boxers after you had noticed them sitting on top of his laundry pile. A guitar pick that he’d had between his teeth during a band practice you had attended. Even an old bottle of his cologne that he’d forgotten about, just to have his scent near you while you slept. You weren’t necessarily proud of it, but any shame you might have felt disappeared once you had the possession in your hands. But this time, you really couldn’t help yourself.

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lucithornz

Literally me every single time

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amerlcanteenager

the-witty-pen-name

This is so Mickey and Ian coded-

#shameless #ian gallagher #ian x mickey #mickey milkovich

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wardenparker

casket-of-beauty

red-mercer

People who sculpt in marble do fabrics and shit just to flex don’t they

paulsebert

Marble is a medium in which you can be horny on main and everyone’s like “wow that’s classy.”

alexaloraetheris

I think having skills to construct flesh out of stone gives you as much right to be horny on main as any creator god.

tlbodine

Pygmalion would agree

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scribbledghost

Anonymous asked:

I keep going back to read your “simon craves missionary” drabble and LAWD HAVE MERCY.

I also imagine that this man would need to hold your hands during sex. Like full eye contact, chest to chest, hooking your legs around his back, AND holding both of your hands. He’s gonna make me explode.

scribbledghost answered:

You are 100% correct. If he trusts you enough to sleep with you, that's an incredibly big deal for him, and it shows. He keeps a very close eye on your reactions, seeing if he can pinpoint exactly what you like and when.

I'm also a fan of the idea that he just... engulfs you. Arms wrapped around you, keeping you close while your legs are around his waist. Head buried in your shoulder because he's just so lost in the physical sensations that he can't do much else other than thrust his hips.

Either way, he needs to hold you. Needs to have some sort of grip on you because it anchors him. Grounds him. Keeps him present.

I think Simon has a very deep, subconscious need for you to completely override every one of his senses. He needs you to envelop him so completely that he's physically unable to have his mind wander.

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somethingvicked asked:

Hey you!

I have an Eddie fluff request - he's in love with his best friend and has no idea she secretly feels the same, too chicken to tell her, but one night when she sleeps over at his, in the same bed he whispers everything he can't say in words, no idea that she's actually awake, hearing everything. So she starts "falling asleep" everywhere to have him tell her more about how much he loves her and when he voices concern about her being so tired "perhaps you need some vitamins supplement?" she confess that she has only pretended to hear him tell her he loves her, because she was chicken too

Very cute fluff! I hope this is what you wanted and you enjoy it! Thank you for requesting 🫶🏻

Bedtime whispers

Eddie fell in love with his best friend over the years. They met in high school and connected instantly. Eddie felt safe around her and she was his protector. Whenever he got bullied, she saved the day. It was hard not to be smitten with her.

But he would never admit that to her. He finally had someone in his life that he refused to lose. She meant more than a friend to him. He valued their friendship and would hate himself if he ruined it. She was an amazing girl and he wanted to keep his claws in her.

Everyone else saw what he saw, which meant he had to bite his tongue whenever she dated someone or was interested in someone. It made his stomach drop and everything inside of him hurt. Luckily, the boys never lasted, he might have been the reason but she didn't need to know that.

With how close they were, they always had sleepovers. It was one of Eddie's favorite things they did together. They talked all night, watched movies, and ate everything Wayne bought that week. He loved laying next to her and feeling her warmth. He loved tangling their legs together underneath the covers and her head on his chest. He couldn't help but wish it lasted forever. As she dreamed, he daydreamed of marrying her and growing old.

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munsonsmixtapes

Guilty as Sin?

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Inspired by the Taylor Swift song because it has been stuck in my head and it’s just so Eddie coded

mechanic!Eddie x fem!reader

summary: Because of a misunderstanding, people think that you and Eddie slept together and are quick to judge you for it even though the only sex with Eddie you’ve had has all been in your head.

word count: 4.2k

cw, MDNI 18+ smut (p in v) hurt/comfort

Rain pattered against the building as you sat that the front desk, doodling on your little notepad, humming along to the song that was playing from your Walkman. The car repair shop where you worked had very little customers considering that it was morning and raining. You never minded when it was slow, though. You liked being able to just sit there and get paid to surf the internet or work on your drawings. In your mind, it was a win-win.

You could hear commotion coming from the back and could just tell that everyone’s favorite employee had showed up for their shift. You turned in your chair and watched Eddie Munson push through the door that led to part of shop where you were. He had yet to change into his uniform, dressed in a muscle tank and a pair of jeans. It was almost unfair that someone could be that attractive.

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anonymityisfunwriter

The Uptown Girl and The Brooklyn Boy

Pairing: Greaser!Bucky Barnes x Uptown Girl!Reader Summary: Everyone knows that all any Uptown Girl needs is a Greaser from Brooklyn to make her forget all about her uptown world.

A.N. - Here's a long awaited request from one of my dearest readers @oneofstarkskids, it definitely strayed a little from that initial request but i hope you enjoy! "just reread this and it's still so amazing 😭 do you take requests? if so, would you be inclined to writing a grease themed bucky au one shot?"

Bucky Barnes Masterlist | AnonymityIsFun Masterlist

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Picture this... he's from the wrong side of the tracks. He's everything every mother in your neighborhood warned you about. His hands perpetually stuffed in his pockets, a cigarette hanging from his lips, scuffed leather jacket snug around his broad shoulders.

You're none of those things, the complete opposite. Pearls strung around your neck. Perfectly done up, lips painted the perfect rouge. You're as educated as a woman could be in your day and age. You're an Uptown girl. Capital O - Old Money.

Your friends are enamored with Bucky Barnes and his friends - though you all know they'll never do anything about. Not as long as their parents had anything to say about it. And none of them are prepared to give up their high class life. It's just fun for them. A way to sow some wild oats before their parents introduce them to their future husbands.

Every chance they get, they pester you to take the long way home. To walk by that mechanic shop where Bucky and his friends hang out.

They never approach those Brooklyn boys. No, they never offer more than a coy smile and a languid, flirty twinkle of their manicured fingers. They just relish in the attention they get from walking past them.

You hate it. You hate their arrogance. You hate the smell of nicotine that hangs around him. You hate everything about them, down to those oddly charming Brooklyn accents.

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bibibuck

people telling you they reread your fic is the biggest compliment you could ever receive. there are thousands of stories out there begging to be found, to be explored, but your story meant so much to someone that they came back to it eagerly, they went over every word again. to love is to return and loving a fic is rereading it. thank you to all readers and rereaders <3333

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Sebastian Stan attends The 2024 Met Gala Celebrating "Sleeping Beauties: Reawakening Fashion" at The Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 06, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by John Shearer/WireImage)

the-witty-pen-name

Im so in love with him I can’t handle it

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I’m so sorry I thought I was going to be able to finish part 4 of love is blind tonight but I had some things come up today that kept me from having the time to write that I thought I would. I have about 1.9k words so far so it’s coming along, but I’ll need a couple more nights to finish it up.

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hellv1ra

Take all the time you need. Rome wasn’t built in a day and this story is worth waiting for

the-witty-pen-name

🥹❤️

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voyeurmunson

I genuinely love dorky Eddie. Eddie who can’t stop himself from busting inside you within two minutes the first time you fuck. Eddie who gets so nervous he rambles on and on about the craziest shit at an insane speed while his hands wave around frantically. Eddie who can’t hold eye contact with you for very long at all because he just thinks you’re so fucking pretty. Eddie who gets semi hard and has to squeeze his eyes shut and think of something else every single time you brush up against him. Yeah.. I love that guy.

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#eddie munson stranger things #eddie munson smut #eddie munson x plus size!reader

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miniwheat77

Bold. (Yandere!Ghost x Plus Size!Reader.)

!CW! NSFW, Smut, Ghost being Jealous, p in v sex, unprotected sex, oral sex, overstimulation, yandere behavior (my bad if I missed any)

Summary: Reader makes friends with König and Ghost gets jealous.

This is a combination of requests. You can find them here here (also sorry it isn’t angsty but I had no other ideas 😭)

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swordsandholly

Double Date - Double Down

NSFW | MDNI

Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley x Fem!plus size!reader

Word count: 4.9k

Summary: When you get a call in the middle of the afternoon from your friend begging you to fill an empty spot on a double date your initial instinct is a hard no. After all, no one wants to go on a blind double date and be surprised by the fat friend. It doesn’t help that this Simon guy is stupid fucking hot and obviously doesn’t like you - if his lack of talking is anything to go by.

A/N: Just a fun little oneshot I used as a warmup between working on chapters of future multi chapter projects.