you never walk alone

are they a FREAK (derogatory) or a FREAK (affectionate)

why not both?

god you're so right. FREAK (double-edged sword)

best part of the internet is the option to not engage. maybe i don’t want to have this convo. goodbye

This right here is EXACTLY why I wish they’d gone with the “Literally in love with the literal embodiment of Death and killing half the universe as an act of devotion,” instead of, “Malthusian asshole with a paper-thin idea of ‘balance’.” The dude’s name is derived from Thanatos for a reason, ffs. He’s not an environmental fascist; he’s a death priest who is REALLY horny for his goddess.

i wish that we were still uptown funking it up and not whatever this is

we uptown fucked it up

your honor, in my defense: who cares like omfggggggggg who cares???????????? like. come On

A woman's place is on the battlefield

so you think women should die

funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle….misogynist much?

People are so wishy-washy these days. No one wants to take oaths and blood pacts anymore.

I’m sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again

You understand.

i love that missing one post on here makes this entire website incomprehensible. my friend never saw the og blorbo post and didn't understand the blorbo meme for like a month. i didn't see the ps5 guy tiktok and had no fucking clue what was going on for a week. if you happened to miss the post about the star wars slug you're probably curled up in a ball sobbing right now

Howl from Howl’s Moving Castle!

anybody else here not good at anything

I wanna be soft with someone and not regret it after

oh my god i just killed it in the mcdonalds drive thru

she heard my order exactly, i didn’t stutter, no uhhhh from me. clean, normal human interaction, just a fluid conversation. so cool

Ohhhhhh my god

me designing a search feature: actually it’s good that you can’t find what you’re looking for

Y'all. "Hell is empty and the devil's are here" is not one of those epic Tumblr quotes. It's from The Tempest. The Shakespeare one.

remember when that furry post went around with "you have nothing to lose but your chains" and people were saying "this is such a raw ass line and it's from a furry post" but it's literally karl marx

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a sword