paleolithic sniper posts up in the window of the slab depository, opens a briefcase, assembles a big rock piece by piece, and finally screws on a silencer
Every time I see some moral panic article about how some alarming % of teens admit to vaping or smoking or doing drugs or whatever, I think about that time in 9th grade when school handed us a survey on substance use, told us we had to fill it out, and me and a half dozen friends reported that we’d been habitual users of heroin, cocaine, and acid since the age of 9.
“Mischievous Responder Bias” is a known problem in surveying youth but it’s annoying and expensive to overcome it so often people don’t….also the things that come up when people try to look for it are hilarious, like 99% of the kids who reported having a missing limb were lying.
It is my favorite thing about education research: that you have to remember that your subjects are a bunch of little scamps trying to prank you.
Teens?
Look, I know what happens if you put a poll on tumblr and make Vanilla Extract one of the options.
This reminds me how it's difficult to do research with corvids because they know they're being tested so they just fuck with the researcher and they don't get any usable data.
I’d really forgotten how much I love this site
We actually have no evidence on whether or not diplodocus causes gonorrhea.
For various reasons the scientific community is not inclined to expose live diplodocus to enough test subjects to determine whether or not it causes gonorrhoea.
If you had a ghost GF, do you think it would be easier to tell your friends if you had been together before she died, so people are like “oh, well, at least he’s just sticking with someone he met while she was alive, and isn’t a creepy necrophile ghost-chaser?” Or would it be better if you met when she was already a ghost, so that people are like “okay, so he’s just open-minded about whether his partners need to still be alive or not and likes the ectoplussy. At least he’s not unhealthily clinging to a relationship after a partner’s death in a way that’s probably unhealthy for him and probably keeping her from Moving On to the true afterlife?”
in a world where ghosts are real i don't think it would be creepy to stay with your, uh, mortally challenged partner, but it would be really awkward if you'd been planning to break up with them and they died suddenly and you were like "oh no, i'm so sad they're dead, but at least i don't have to have that conversation now." and then you mourned and moved on and all that and were just getting ready to start dating again now that a seemly amount of time had passed, and then they showed up as a ghost, and were like "i braved the river styx and the guardians of the underworld so we can still be together :) :)" and you were like "yayy :/"
Rolling up to the knight's guild in a chainmail brayette and low-cut mail chausses watching my fellow knights visibly fluster under their helmets as their gaze follows up to my maille voider scandalously worn without a breastplate
Glossary of Terms:
Brayette
Chausses
Voider
“Do you think seahorses write fpreg” and the many other riveting things my friend texts me right before I go to work
you HAVE to fag it up every day so that little girls at the antique mall know they have options
Isnt it weird that hotel rooms provide toilet paper, tissues, shampoo, conditioner, lotion, soap, and ive even seen some provide make removal wipes, but I’ve never seen a single one provide pads or tampons?
Russian-speaking twitter had a huuuuge discussion about that last month I think, it was crazy how angry men were after just reading this question.
The arguments against varied from “hotels can’t afford it” to “you should plan your periods women, you have apps for that” to “but what if men eat tampons by mistake” (what???)
It really blew up and as far as I know quite a few workplaces began to put pads and tampons in office toilets. Hopefully hotels will too.
Yeah i just thought about it when i saw make up wipes in the hotel i stayed in the other day. Like make up wipes are very much something men could accidentally eat yet they are okay to provide but not pads??
Men will see a hypothetical hotel tampon and eat it
men will see a tampon and say is anyone gonna eat that and not wait for an answer
bellhop: what's in your mouth
hotel patron: [chewing faster, string swinging from his lips like a spaghetti noodle]
bellhop: no. drop it- sir! drop it!
What if we had a plagiarism scandal here on tumblr, kinda annoyed at the youtubies having all the fun
What if we had a plagiarism scandal here on tumblr, kinda annoyed at the youtubies having all the fun
you cant do this to my post
everyone on r/aita is doing polyamory so wrong and i think they could learn something from tommyinnit. I'm not going to say hes doing it any better but he is being really funny about it
i know nothing of the minecraft yters, could someone explain this?? Or is that like asking to explain all lotr lore?
Tommy, a straight man, legally married his gay best friend Tubbo for a video. A few months later, he reveals his girlfriend Molly.
A few months after that, Tubbo, while on Vegas, jokes that he wants to get married to his other friend there for funsies but then realized that he's still married to Tommy. This prompts him to try to get a divorce, but Tommy wouldn't let it happen.
In a desperate attempt to convince Tubbo to stay, Tommy writes a Wattpad fanfic of them being in love and Molly dying. You can read it here.
Tubbo struggles to continue the divorce because he wants to find a way to livestream it, and Tommy still continues to not budge about it because it's funny.
Tommy, in another desperate attempt to keep his marriage with tubbo, makes an "I'm just Ken" parody love song for him called "I'm Just Tom" which you could watch here:
Now, Tommy is in America for his live show and Tubbo is doing a subathon. In Tubbo's subathon, Molly makes guest appearances sometimes and she and Tubbo hang out. One time, Tubbo saw how bad Molly's phone is and so he bought her a new one.
Tommy makes a video saying he's getting insecure because of the phone gift and that although he likes that his girlfriend and husband are getting along, he worries if he's "being cucked" by his gay husband.
That's all I know so far as of March 26, 2024. The saga is still on going as of now.
There’s actually a clip of Molly watching this music video!
Some gems from the tags
And finally, a comment from an outsider:
This is how Superhero v. Supervillain dynamics form.
gamechanger has 2 storylines. one is the episode to episode shenanigans, the escalation of games. the other is an extremely slow psychological thriller that exists only between Brennan Lee Mulligan and Sam Reich.
Every stupid rule has a stupid story behind it.
Regulations 👏 Are 👏 Written 👏 In 👏 Blood
IDK man some of these seem like they were specifically written in an entirely different bodily fluid.
In Super Mario Maker 2, if Spike Tops with Munchers on them are stacked in the manner shown in the footage, they will combine to form a stack that sways smoothly back and forth in a tentacle-like manner.
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hell yea man flip that mushroom !!!!!