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I HAVE A CRUSH ON ONE MAN AND HIS NAME IS OPTIMUS

@hitomishiga / hitomishiga.tumblr.com

dont bother kinkshaming me im well aware of my personal failings as a human[[20, Aus, genderfluid. xe/xir or she/her or they/them.]]
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how the fuck is this even real

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shogas

it looks like ridely and isabelle are snake and cloud’s fursona’s

If i knew like 5% less about video games and you tried to tell me which of these characters were named Snake and Cloud and which ones were named Ridley and Isabelle i would NOT believe you

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akiraita

list of kotoris ranked based on overall threat level:

  • audio drama kotori (rank - non-threatening): doesn’t really get any attention at all by virtue of being printemps, most of the things she does say are pretty standard and are not at all sinister. probably not a threat
  • anime kotori, original (rank - untrustworthy): films her friends in secret, once made everyone dress up in maid outfits. manipulates umi at will. might not murder you, but avoid being left alone with her whenever possible
  • kotori when writing song lyrics (rank - dangerous):  “I want to confirm this love under this night sky with just the two of us Who else do you need? You can’t decide that you don’t need me I won’t let you exit From the darkness You can’t escape you can’t escape please…” 
  • school idol festival kotori (rank - sinister): would throw away an idol’s life without batting an eyelid. once stated that adding a pained expression would make it “even more dreamy”. gave umi a long skirt and then upon idolization cannibalized her costume into a short skirt again, also, this sr exists
  • school idol diary kotori (rank - 🔪):

diary exhibit b: entering maki’s home and asserting dominance

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riessene

I wonder if lgbt people’s love for elves is that strong bc it was our only way to play gender nonconfirming characters. Even when we didn’t know that its even a thing.

Some basic fantasy rpg in 2003: theres not much difference between male and female elves physique. Also women can fight and men can have long hair. Not like us normal humans amiright! Wink wonk

10 old me: SLAMS PLAY ELF BUTTON

Additional game theory: many LGBT people in their adult lives switch over to loving dwarves because they are also gender nonconforming but in the less “acceptable” way (Not the tall, skinny, femme-androgynous type society considers the “good” androgyne) and instead explore the more masculine/“low effort” form of GNC (less lithe/More body fat, body hair on femme individuals, loud/unashamed behavior) which we were too insecure to explore in our adolescence

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trainzelda

Sometimes gay ships are incredibly straight if you know what I mean

Like those ships where its two male characters who have zero chemistry and barely spoke in canon but every single person ships them so you cant say anything bad abt it even though you know people really only ship them because they’re the two most conventionally attractive male characters to force together so female fans can quench their thirst for yaoi

*stares violently at the wwe fandom*

Ive gotta say this takes the cake for the most unexpected comment on this post

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