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GeminiNeedle

@geminineedle / geminineedle.tumblr.com

31 years, Enby,  Wyoming, I go by Gemini, GN, or Alex. Let's talk. ------------------------- background created here: http://www.patterncooler.com/editor
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adampvrrish

no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

You had to say it like that

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maxknightley

"con artist" is maybe the profession with the biggest gap between How Cool They Are In Media and How Cool They Are In Real Life

fictional con artist: I've gathered you all here because you each have unique skills and specialties that will be required for the Ultimate Heist: psychologically destroying the richest man in the world, and taking his mansions, his yacht, and his wife in the process.

real life con artist: plan A is to scare an old lady who barely speaks English. plan B, is to trick unemployed people into giving us money, which they famously have a lot of, in exchange for broadly-defined Career Services. plan C is we try to make NFTs a thing again

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laimfunk

There’s a lot of Scooby Doo stuff on Netflix

A follow up in my sketchbook

This is unironically one of the better written, in-character, funny pieces of Scooby-Doo media in the past decade

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hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

by talos this cant be happening

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