My Insanity

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

Batfam AU where Jason never dies, so Tim doesn't join the family the standard way. Instead, he continues pouring most of his time and energy into his photography, eventually becoming known as a popular photographer for events and all that. So now, picture this: Tim gets hired to be a photographer for a Wayne gala. Obviously, he's ecstatic, because he can take pictures of Batman, Robin and Nightwing and be in their presence for a whole night. Since Tim is so naturally talented in stealth and taking pictures unnoticed, the second one of the fam realises this they're like: this kid is good. Tim manages to go unnoticed by all 3 of them (all bat-trained, one literally batman) multiple times during the night, and even when he is noticed, he disappears before they can manage to get a good look at him; to the sheer amazement of Dick and Jason.

Jason, (very discreetly putting snacks in his suit pocket): i know you're under the table, kid.

Tim: don't mind me, Mr. Todd-Wayne, sir, just taking a few pictures

Jason: right... Jason's fine, and what pictures were you taking from under the table?!

Tim, showing him perfectly good shots of him: these.

Jason: how did you get that. it looks like you took it from the rafters

Tim, nodding: I did.

Jason, glancing at the ceiling: ...what?

Tim, gone:

Jason: no fucking way.

Dick, hearing a very, very faint camera shutter from behind him:

Dick, turning around and finding no one there: what the actual...

Dick, getting the feeling of being watched and whirling around to find Tim staring at him from across the room: ... huh.

Jason, pulling Dick aside: you see that kid too, right?!

Dick, nodding: the camera kid, yeah?

Jason: who is that.

Dick: he's one of the hired photographers, apparently. one of the best in his field, despite his age.

Jason: he's good. like, really good. snuck up on me 4 times already, the little bastard.

Dick: you too? i swear he's constantly watching. it's creepy how well he can sneak past both of us.

Jason:

Dick:

Jason: you don't think...

Dick: no. B would've told us.

Jason:

Dick:

Dick: did he get another kid and not tell us somehow

Bruce: what do you mean another kid?

Jason: you heard us. did you adopt another kid and not tell us?!

Bruce: no?? how would I even?? ... what's this about?

Dick: one of the photographers has managed to sneak up on both me and Jay multiple times already

Bruce: what.

Jason: he also can't be more than like. 15 or 16. so forgive us for assuming you took another one in.

Bruce: do you know his name?

Dick:

Jason:

Bruce: really?

Dick: in our defence, he's very hard to catch. i wouldn't be surprised if he's snuck up on you, too.

[camera shutter noise]

All of them, whipping their heads toward the sound only to find nothing but air:

Tim, smiling from the other side of the room:

Jason: do you see what we mean?!

Cue an entire night of shenanigans where it's just Dick, Jason and Bruce trying to catch Tim and learn about him. Upon finding out who he is and where he lives, Dick immediately asks to keep him as an honorary member of the family. Jason is hesitant at first but at some point Tim calls Bruce Batman instead of Mr. Wayne on accident and Jason laughs so hard he's basically won over. Bruce can do nothing but watch as Tim proceeds to come over almost every night for sleepovers and is coddled by both of his sons. And he can't deny, the kid's investigation and stealth skills are top tier. By the time Dick and Jason both start referring to Tim as 'their younger brother' Bruce has just accepted his fate.

Also, maybe it's addressed in the show, maybe it's been addressed in fandom, but I haven't seen it, so I'm going to say it.

Am I the only one who believes that in the Dark Future Chris comes back to change, Wyatt's becoming evil was not simply just a result of unresolved trauma?

I'm of the mind that he had doubts due to the trauma of being kidnapped by Gideon and fending off attacks as a kid. But rather than that just automatically making him evil, he was good with doubts. And then the Avatars came along and convinced him that power was everything leading to him taking over the entire world, whether or not that was the Avatars' intention. Just like how they manipulate Leo in s7, just like how they try to manipulate Cole in s5, just like how they're trying to get the Charmed Ones on their side at the point I am in my rewatch. Because in the Dark Future, I imagine they hadn't been dealt with yet, they hadn't made moves yet. And they're all about power, and who better to coerce to their side than the Twice Blessed Child, the next holder of Excalibur, the child of a Charmed One and a whitelighter (presumably turned Elder in the Dark Future as well)?

Because Evil!Wyatt's words echo the Avatars' belief in power and something beyond "good and evil". And my personal assumption is that Evil!Wyatt after being manipulated by them, takes things too far and steals their power for himself, since he's clearly not for a collective.

But yeah, am I the only person who assumed that the Avatars had something to do with Wyatt becoming evil, orginally??

Evil!Wyatt also behaves a lot like Piper when she has Excalibur and is talking about power for powers sake etc

Personally I think Wyatt wasn’t the next wielder of Excalibur, everyone just assumed he was. When Piper died the ‘lady of the lake’ title transferred to him. That’s why he could use it. His childhood kidnapping trauma + powers would’ve amplified the affect.

The true next King Arthur should have been Chris, he literally brought about a ‘new age’ by preventing Wyatt turning evil.

healthy harold... havent heard that name in years

Charmed 25th Anniversary Countdown - Season 6

Chris + tropes

1963 Refrigerator 🤔

Look what they took from us 😭

I am drooling

This gets me more excited than anything smart refrigerators can offer. I want to learn refrigerator repair just so I can buy one and maintain it for all eternity.

I literally gasped

As someone currently having to shop for fridges I want these features more than anything on the current market

As a wheelchair user, I need to use a side-by-side refrigerator and freezer,* but just those swing out shelves alone would make it so much easier to reach everything, and make the fridge more accessible to me.

*as I can reach neither very high nor very low, and the doors are narrower, so I can open them and still have room to maneuver my chair around them

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

Shout out to the guy who wanted to do some fun & silly little reviews but uncovered an illegal gambling operation

(Review 2)

this guy started out poking fun at australian politicians and ended up investigating the firebombing of his own home, during which he uncovered connections between the same politician he was making fun of + major organized crime

“Robot Story” del artista: Vaskange.

“Endless Robot Feelings” melodía: Por Adrien Melano.

double double, toil and trouble

Fun fact: the lump of coal Scomo brought into parliament was varnished, so it wouldn't get coal dust on his hands or suit.

Think it's fair to say judging by the tags Australians have still not forgiven Scomo for this

Some D&D party is out there playing the coolest campaign ever.

I saw this when it was posted! Some highlights from the comments:

#sad boi Chris looking down to hide his smiles 🥹

"One J at a Time" [S5 Ep08]

Goodbye, Chandler Bing. 💔

obsessed with characters being saved against their will. being knocked unconscious and carried away from a danger they won't stop trying to fight. being shoved through a portal somewhere far away and safe right before it closes. trying to self-sacrifice only to have the exact person they're trying to save swap their places at the last second. getting the only cure to the disease or curse bc the person administering it loves them too much to give it to anyone else, including themselves. being thrown to safety right as they had accepted dying. someone else they thought had gotten to safety running back to drag them out of danger. it's so fucking tasty