melissa sucked my dick behind a denny's

if you see this, please reblog with your zodiac sign, if you’re an older/middle/younger sibling or an only child, and the household task you hate doing the most

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mcqueen

im begging of you please dont take my man

I'm gonna be thinking about this all day

If you deadname someone in the death note it kills you

In one of the Death Note live action movies (I think it was Light Up the New World), a man changes his name after harboring guilt about past crimes and trying to atone (not even answering to that name). He's only killed after his new name gets put in the book, since he shed his old name.

Man wasn't trans, but if the logic applied to him, logic should apply to trans people too!

This rule implies that birth names are not necessarily the names given to you at birth.

That means you can change your name or consider yourself to have a new name and the death note recognizes it.

Death Note is an ally.

Diversity win! this Death Note kills trans people but doesn’t deadname them!

real event that occured that i cant stop thinking about

@ayeforscotland

I am non binary but this gave me a laugh 😅

25 isnt their age its the number of people

when an npc in a sneak games goes “What was that” babygirl dont worry about it 

It's my favorite thing in the world when villains are written too well and it like crosses the line from "realistic motivation" to "wait why are we supposed to disagree with them again?" It's so fun when the evil girlies are right they're just also killing people about it

Supervillains will be like "equal rights would be nice to have" and then stab someone & I'm just like ok slay

I hate the nordics I really do

Meanwhile, in my cultures, going out of your way to feed somebody who isn't hungry is like 72% of what motivates Jewish and Indian grandmothers to live.

"But what if he just ate?"

My guy, you could have just had an almost identical meal at your house 15 minutes prior, and a Jewish or Indian grandmother will literally say "Yes, but it wasn't my brisket/biryani/etc." If somebody else made it, it doesn't even count.

This works no matter which slice you start with

I hate being a customer I hate doing that to someone

many are asking this

does anyone else completely ignore the queue option on tumblr. i’m here when i’m here

wait ok this is actually one that has caused some contention before when I've talked to people about it. reblog and tag whether or not you check the weather prediction every day before going out