Heyo I’d like to request a cake pls 🍰 Okay so I’m 5’4” (she/her), average body but kinda curvy lmao. I got brown eyes, light brown middle-length hair with bangs. Apparently I’m an INTP but also reaaally down to go out and party whenever possible. Also I’m the crackhead friend, funny, weird/dark humor, loyal, kinda arrogant whoopsie, realistic but I like to dream. I take care of my friends but I also love watching them do crazy shit. Also I’m the kinda friend that is always right about suspicious guys or fake friends. When you come to me for advice I’ll tell you what you need to hear, not what you want to. I’m absolutely stubborn, a perfectionist but sooo damn lazy so these things collide badly. I’m a sarcastic bitch and if you can’t handle some roasting or jokes I’m not the kinda girl for you. I’m a hard forgiver (really ugly trait of mine) and I’m the kinda person that when I forgive, I’ll never forget. I’m usually pretty shy in public or let’s say quiet because strangers don’t interest me. I love the friends that I got but I am open for new aquaintances. When you get to know me I’m absolutely crazy. I will show you my love mostly through actions not words. That’s also why I like to receive actions more than just some “i love you”. Text me, send me a meme that made you think of me, those kinda things. I looove going out and being drunk but most of the time I prefer to be alone or stay at home. Then I mostly watch anime, netflix, draw, play video games, read sth or idk just chill with friends. I mostly fall for the funny/tough guy and don’t need a sensitive boy. Sorry kinda long but well, hope that’s okay ✨
Ok so your my guinea pig for a new layout, hopefully this makes my hc a little more organized. Enjoy!
🍰 for @nozraelart
How yall met
- Ok so you're in a lot of his classes
- And yeah he thought you were pretty
- But what really drew him to you was the things that would come out of your mouth
- Like one day he just walked by your desk and heard you say
- “All I'm saying is what if your getting choked all you need to do is say harder daddy and they'll stop”
- Mans almost spit out his drink
- So one day he was shocked to see you in the gym talking to the coach
- Obviously, he was curious so he went over to investigate
- Turns out you were going to be the new manager of Nekomas Volleyball Club
- You grew quite close to him during practice which then transitioned into becoming closer with him after practice too
- He asked you out after like 3 months of you managing the team
What they love about you
- He loves your humor
- Like yeah the dark jokes catch him off guard sometimes
- But he thinks they're still funny
- He loves how sarcastic you are
- He has never been able to find someone who can take his jokes with a grain of salt
- And not only are you able to do that but you're able to throw a jab or two right back at him
- He loves that you're what he calls a “realistic dreamer”
- Now don't get him wrong he's all about people having dreams or the future
- Its when those dreams are very unrealistic when he gets irked
- Like if someone said their plan for the future was to win the lottery and just live a happy life
- Kuroo would be like 😐
- But you don't do that!
- Whenever you tell him about your dreams they’re very achievable and he loves that you know what you can achieve and what you can't
What you love about them
- You love that he can handle your humor
- Some people have heard your jokes and just decided to stay away from you cause it was too dark
- Or some people have ditched you because they got sick of your teasing
- But not Kuroo!
- Once again he loves your sense of humor and he wouldn't change it for the world
- You love that Kuroo does things to show you he loves you
- From what you said it sounds like your love language is acts of service and/or receiving gifts
- So lucky you Kuroo if the perfect boyfriend for that
- He does little things like help you with school, help you reach something on a high shelf, he even helps you with some of your managing duties!
- He also buys you things
- Snacks
- Drinks
- Stuffed animals
- You name it he’ll buy it
Favorite things to do together
- Oml he's always down for movie nights
- He loves nothing more than cuddling with you on the couch and watching movies
- He also loves to just sit with you and read
Ok but have you seen him with glasses 👀- And this last one is more of a group activity but he likes to play video games with you and Kenma
Random Hc
- He bought you this necklace
- He likes to send you memes
- They don't even have to be romantic
- He just likes sending memes
- He helps you get ready for parties
- And by that I mean he makes you put on a fashion show and he helps you decide what outfit to wear
- He confessed to you with the classic love note
How yall met
- Your Kuroko's gf so naturally you became Kenmas friend
- But before he knew you as Kuroo's gf he knew you as the manager of his team
- He didn't really care for you at first
- Until you showed some interest in video game
- Then he got to know you and realized how cool you were
Why you became friends
- You saw him playing his switch at a training camp
- So you decided to go see what he was playing
- He was playing animal crossing and for some reason, he had what looked like Kuroo in a cage???
- You: “Hey I have that game back home”
- Kenma: oh … that's cool
- You: Is that supposed to be Kuroo in the cage
- Kenma: Maybe...
- You: His hairs a little too neat here try this
- He handed you his switch and when you gave it back Kuroo's avatar had the craziest hair the game could offer
- Oh yeah that was the start of a glorious friendship
What yall love about each other
- He loves that you encourage him but don't push him yk
- Like if he's practicing a little harder you'll tell him that he's doing a good job
- But you won't say things like oh you should practice like this all the time
- He also likes how you tell Kuroo off for taking his games >:)))
- You: Kuroo give him back his switch
- Kuroo: But y/n he needs to eat
- You: He is 16 I think he can take care of his basic needs
- You love how low maintenance Kenma is
- Like if you ever need a friend to just chill with Kenmas your guy
- You also love that he's not the most social person either
- So if you two ever go out together at least you'll always have each other to talk to
Random Hc
- Now even though Kenma seems shy
- When it's just you two mans is a CRACKHEAD
- And even if you told someone how he really acts they would never believe you >:(((
- Your favorite game to play together is Mario kart
- But be aware that this game can get a little...violent
- He lets you help him dye his hair
- And if you ever want to dye yours too hell help
- You guys pick fun of Kuroo CONSTANTLY
- Kuroo rn 🥲