He loves getting his haircut!

Nerd Character: [sentence with 11th-grade levels of vocabulary and one scientific term]

“Normal Person” Character: In English, please.

This happens too much 😂

what is Blizzard even trying to create with Moira. this pretentious and diabolical genius scientist who is prim and proper and quotes Oscar Wilde but also loves anime, dresses up as David Bowie and dances like she’s at an anime con rave. who the fuck IS this woman

Celebrate all the wonderful and unique identities of our community!

Cheer on ace people, rock out to pan pals, toast to enbys! There are so many different groups and gangs that we’re made up of, and they deserve a round of applause!

Celebrate all the amazing people that make our community so vibrant and filled with life!

Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed

This is legit and people don’t realize it.

“hey what are you doing?” “nothing”  “oh great! so you are avaliab-” “no you don’t understand. I’m doing nothing.” 

I’m doing nothing. Actively. It’s important.

When you hit your elbow against something, but that specific point of your elbow

it’s…called your funny bone…

that gif tho 

It’s not a bone actually- it’s a nerve that is exposed, specifically the ulnar nerve. The reason it feels so weird to hit it is that it’s not designed to deliver pain signals, so when you hit it it just wiggs out and sends Garbage signals to the brain, and the brain is just like “uh, dude- Ulnar, what the hell is this garbage?? You’re supposed to curl a finger and a half, and move some muscles in the forearm, why are you sending me this crap? How am I supposed to make this into sensory output?” And the Ulnar nerve is just like “dude dude dude, brain- what the hell is going on?!?” And the brain goes- “idiot. Fine. You’re on fire, freezing and being electrocuted. Happy?” And the Ulnar goes “holy crap brain!! I’m on fire, freezing and being electrocuted! What am I going to do!!??!” And the brain says “you’re an idiot ulnar. A damn idiot.”

This is how human anatomy should be taught

Hey kids, COLOR! While the strip is generally black and white, this gag just SCREAMED for color. I’ll likely put this on the inside front cover of the printed issue so the color will be retained for print. As for the content itself, the core idea is pretty straightforward: Transgender folks live our lives JUST LIKE YOU! 

i don’t have a big toe

of all the things for my gf to steal my phone and post this really wasn’t what i was expecting at all

i panicked.

[on a first date]

t’challa: do you like cats?

nakia: i love them

t’challa, trying to impress her: *pushes her drink off the table*

Jasper vs the Tide Pod Challenge

I…… i’m rendered speechless. Ive never seen art higher than this 

And remember kiddos… DO NOT EAT TIDE PODS! :v

what if magic was real but it was treated the way music is now with different genres and like “oh youre still into conjuring? thats cool I guess. recently ive been getting into third-wave post-necromancy, it’s some pretty heavy stuff”

“what do you mean you’ve never learned FIREBALL, it’s a CLASSIC” “idk I’m not really into evocations.” “how can you not be into ANY evocations?” “well, it’s kind of dad magic, isn’t it?”

here’s a drawing I did for a school project that I’m proud enough to share. I found the airbrush setting and now my life is a lot better

You know what’s really hot? Not having to guess someone’s feelings or intentions

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to experience it 

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

I felt compelled

Nobody expected you to draw T. Hanos himself in the Looney Tunes artstyle but you absolutely fucking delivered