why arent y'all capable of just liking villains because theyre neat? why you gotta try and white-knight them and claim bad writing when they do something villainous or them being "misunderstood".

some characters are just sexy and evil and thats ok

tumblr post of the decade is OBVIOUSLY the bird in the chocolate fountain and I will not budge on this. the sentence "listen here cum-slut, I bet you five million dollars that you don't own a bird." is simply the greatest string of words ever crafted

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what’s the mead sis........ the wenches are squabbling .......

pink is a good color and that’s that

sorry to be cringey but can we stop this idea that every furry is a sex hungry freak that likes bestiality and has really disturbing kinks. being a furry is just thinking anthropomorphic animals are interesting and cute. theres nothing inherently sexual about being a furry. just because someone says “im a furry” they arent necessarily confessing to you how they get horny for foxes with tits or diapers on dogs or something. so when u see someone make a fursona or draw an anthro animal, dont immediately think “they wanna fuck animals”. sometimes its just that….anthro animals….are fun to draw. 

basically,

literally what is so bad about this

Also a lot of furries are literal children

Also, furries are one of the best and most generous when it comes to supporting artists. When they commission an artist to draw something, they as a group tend to pay the best rates and be the most reliable. 

Also furry communities are overwhelmingly queer - like statistically, I mean, just for example, the number of transgender furries is ten times higher than the general population, and like only 1 in 4 furries are straight.

Which is like? Firstly, not a surprise that something steeped in alter-ego resonates for queer people, especially trans people.

And secondly, also super not surprising that it’s a community that is massively oversexualized and denigrated as sexually deviant. Like, js it’s a tale as old as time to target an overlapping interest group as a guise to target a minority demographic. 

And targeting sexual shaming at queer-dense populations, hah! HAH, I’m not surprised.

I’m not even goddamn kidding, seriously. A huge chunk of bullying directed at the furry community is just socially acceptable queerphobia.

Don’t forget that a lot of furry hate is just rebranded hatred for autistic people, who are a decent sized chunk of the furry community.

I can’t believe no one has posted a clip of this yet. This is one of the funniest bits in the whole show.

Concept: Angels don’t have to wear their halos on their head. 

please stop telling me about halo cock rings

“that’s sounds like a you problem” is literally one of the funniest ways to respond to criticism

If y’all got cancelled what would you be cancelled for? Say it in the tags.

i’m going to have an aneurysm 

Love this cause this is actually the kinda stuff I wanted to comment instead of the shit like “I like “problematic media”” or “im a conservative” “I hate trans people”. I wanted people to say funny shit. Like here’s my original tag I did.

I think the goose game is so successful because it captures a fundamental human desire to be absolutely but harmlessly bastardous

it's the same reason we gleefully smash pots in zelda games

sometimes you just need to be a moderate to severe nuisance

out of this world trolling lmao

For bonus context, the actual quote they’re citing for this protest comes from Edgar Mitchell (1930-2016), who flew in Apollo 14 and was the sixth person to walk on the Moon.

The full quotation, referring to the experience of observing Earth from the Moon surface, is thus:

#WE’VE DONE IT BOYS#WE’VE PUT SALT IN SPACE

I try to keep politics off this blog but this genuinely funny

Your least recently used emoji is how people feel when they see you

i came. i saw. i left early