Can you move your seat up?

If you’re looking for the remix from “Us”

Once Upon a Time, there was - —— —-

SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE GRADUATING PEEPS WHETHER YOU’RE GETTING THE HELL OUT OF THE EIGHTH GRADE, HIGH SCHOOL (HELL YEAH SENIORS OF 2014) OR COLLEGE YOU ALL DID YOUR BEST SURVIVING LEVELS 1-oo OF SEVEN HOURS IN SATAN LAND

*raises hand* DAT ME

2017 is about finding healthy ways to cope

I was wrong, 2017 is about fighting nazis.

still not quite sure why ‘tall, dark, and handsome’ is used to describe white men

@ white people: this post was literally a joke stop coming onto it and talking about dark hair and dark personalities i dont give one fuck about kyle ron or whomever

parenting an angsty teen

leak the full track

Me from 2005-2009 like literally

leak the dad’s track instead

white people

Wake Me Up Inside has become a real joke but you all are lying if you say that you wouldn’t have loved lyrics like “bid my blood to run before I come undone and save me from the nothing I’ve become” if it was presented in a folk song on Sufjan Stevens’ Carrie & Lowell.

My inner 13 year old self is screaming because the song isn’t called wake me up inside it’s called bring me to life you fucking fake goths

Everyone’s posting their favorite vines, so I thought I’d hop on this bandwagon.

this is absolutely the best compilation ive seen

Stuff you say to dogs sounds super weird if you say man instead of boy…

[[crouches down and looks a beagle dead in the eye]]

“you’re a good man”

petition to abolish language and have everyone communicate through telepathic pulses

I like my voice

good for you nerd now use thought beams like the rest of us

things tumblr should get on:

- being able to follow people on your side blog - having a separate dashboard for that side blog - sending asks from side blogs - literally improvements to the side blog feature that makes it more than just a url hoarding system come on now guys

20 year olds calling it “the expectation of emotional labour” when a 14 year old who looks up to them tentatively asks them a question instead of finding out the answer by diligently reading an academic paper by an activist a 14 year old wouldn’t otherwise have heard of yet. 

No, punching a neo-Nazi in the face does not make someone “just as bad as them.” Punching someone in the face is NOT equivalent to preaching, practicing, and supporting white supremacy, eugenics, racism, xenophobia, anti-Semitism, Islamophobia, ableism, homophobia, transphobia, and misogyny. Get your “Hug a Nazi and smother them with love,” bullshit outta here. 

straight: stop making everything gay! me: looks up in shock with my finger still on the GAY key straight: STOP! me: oh sorry straight: thank god me: moves finger over to the TRANS key

You ever see someone with a really embarrassing blog and you’re like “well whatever most people act cringy when they are 15” but then you look at their description and they are 36

oh i get it. it’s “i see you pee”

what is

nothing. go back to bed