I don’t and you SHALL NOT

This website is complete shit

“the everything”

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

just don’t make eye contact

when a guy is trying to have a conversation but all he can offer is “hey” or “haha”

aside from being the worst person alive i am literally perfect

Peak character design is a dark gradient on the limbs or fingers

ARE YOU A BONE OR BLOOD PERSON.

ARE YOU A VOID OR ABYSS PERSON.

ARE YOU A ROT OR DUST PERSON.

tumblr glitched and decided to display this post with a slight tremor and i thought i was hallucinating but i managed to record it

Okay who cares if someone’s clingy???? They fucking love and adore you??? You don’t like being adored? Loser

Translation: The cycle of life of the tomato, the blueberry, the blackberry, and the strawberry…

piranha

The most difficult test of my self-control I’ve ever encountered

important psa about buns

We raised rabbits when I was a child and my sister gave a rabbit a bath (she was 5) and it died..so heed this instruction.

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but then I realized I might save a rabbit.

This is important guys. If your rabbit gets into something gnarly and you HAVE to bathe them: 1. Fill a bowl with warm water. 2. Get a washcloth. Put it in the water. Squeeze it out until it is just damn.  3. Lightly scrub the dirty area on your bun. 4. That is it. DO NOT get your bun wet. Only slightly damp on the part that was dirty.  (source)

VERY IMPORTANT! SAVE A BUNS LIFE!

Do not bathe your bun!!!!

Holy crow, I did not know this about bunnies. I hope sharing this will help folks. What the heck do these little fellas do when it rains????

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