So y’all don’t have to keep making new ones

read each option all the way before voting!

"Quivering" is my least-favourite word in the english language. Nothing and nobody should be quivering. If you're quivering right now, stop that shit immediately. Tremble or shake if you must but the quivering has to stop.

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.

Hi artists!

Every time I see someone draw a character with a cigarette between their teeth, I die inside. It's lips. You hold it with your lips, not with your teeth. It's paper. Your teeth are too far back into your mouth so when you're holding a cigarette with your teeth (besides the fact you're pinching the cigarette and making it harder to breathe through, thus ruining the cigarette) you're also wetting the paper with saliva and that makes it soggy, which leads to the paper ripping and then you get a mouthful of paper and tobacco.

You never hold a cigarette with your teeth. It's always the lips. This applies to cigars as well as the leaves the cigars are wrapped in are thin and papery and will rip and break off if they're wet with saliva.

Also worth noting that people who smoke spit when they smoke because the smoke increases the amount of saliva you produce and you don't want the paper/leaf of your cigarette/cigar to get soggy with the excess saliva, so you're spitting every few minutes at the least.

Also! Smoke rings are almost impossible to do outside because of minute breezes. The only place you can effectively do them are places with stagnant air (like indoors).

As always, if you have any questions feel free to send me an ask!

Soldier Boy | The Boys, 3x07 “Here Comes a Candle to Light You to Bed”

“aren’t you tired of being nice” no!!!! i’m tired of everyone else being mean!!!!!!!!

there's a Czech transdude in one of my servers who was like going through the complex process of trying to get binders from the UK and it's like my dude. that's gonna cost a fuck ton cuz of brexit shipping and so i told him about an online shop in amsterdam. in the process of getting that info one of the irl trans guys i know is like "i have two old binders from that shop, why don't we just mail it to him?"

so i'm mailing him two free binders (it'll be super cheap to send within' the eu) and in exchange i'm getting his grandma's secret recipe for Žemlovka

this is the pinnacle. community is actually about secret grandma recipes and sharing used gender affirming clothing

JENNIFER COOLIDGE for W Magazine photographed by Lenne Chai

Transphobia is so antithetical to genuine feminism it blows my mind there's such a wide overlap like you either believe in autonomy and self determination or you don't

This shouldn't be hidden in tags!

fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien 

calvin royal iii and joão menegussi rehearsing as adam and steve for christopher rudd’s touché

LOVE when I see these queer pas de deux videos and the choreography prominently relies on and showcases the symmetry of bodies!! That strikes me as so wonderful and meaningful – the queerness is intrinsic to the art.