Time Travelling Onion

​inaturalist is so funny bc i didn’t know that dog sick slime mold existed but here we are

may I add

remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called

hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns

The path I had to take this morning

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

Chat where did I go wrong

Here, apparently

I’m wheezing…

No gif has ever been more appropriate

Weeping at this. Frighteningly similar to how I sound

I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?

Tell your children about your medical history.

the gifs i find on this website... you guys are art curators

this is not about gifsets this is about shit like this

I've rewound this 5 times just to watch murphs reactions

Red Bed

Redemption

garf :3 💜💙

the full strip

That makes it WORSE

Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

Thank you for your patience, tumblr. I have been at work all day but now I am home and ready to build this horse you asked for.

First, let's pull up the poll results alongside an average looking horse. I have calculated the size of each part of our horse in relation to Average Size.

Next we will adjust our horse's components according to the specifications.

Finally, let us properly assemble these parts and see how it looks.

And there you have it. Great work team. No notes.

unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.