for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

i’ve seen a lot of really messed up images in my time on the internet, weird fetish shit, even a few IRL gore images but nothing. NOTHING evokes such a deep seated, gut wrenching fear in me like this image of the fucking water slide from Action Park with the loop in it

hey what the fuck

Action Park baby.

It had teeth

It had teeth

…and @vague-magnus-archives

from a BBC Science Focus article

”Never bet against Annabeth”.

Camp Jupiter kids are private school kids and Camp Half-Blood kids are public school.

PERSEUS-

“'Are you kidding?' He grinned at Annabeth.

'A chance to do quests, just the three of us? Like old times? The Three Musketeers!'

'The Powerpuff Girls,' Annabeth suggested.

'Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey,' I said.

'Wait a minute,' Grover said."

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everybody loves stabbing as a sign of homoerotic longing. but when I, Brutus,

it’s that time fellas

[I.D: A picture of more than twenty knifes being pointed at a ceasar salad. End I.D]

thanks @klavier-gavins-lesbian-boyfriend for reminding me to add an id. genuinely lol

I've seen a lot of complaints saying that Percy Jackson knowing mythology in the TV series is unrealistic but after an entire childhood of forced religion that my ADHD ass did not pay attention to, I can confirm that the second I'm watching Hazbin Hotel, Supernatural, Good Omens, and/or any show with Abrahamic characters, I suddenly unlock The Ancient Lore™ and it's like I'm a marvel fan pointing out side characters in the MCU.

"grandpa" "dont call him that" is going to be iconic, watch me be right.

i’m lmfao at this shit

also, jokes aside. someone read the sample for this, and, um... balleraggot...

no WAY does this book include a man walking in on a straight-almost kiss and proceeding to drop a version of the f slur.

“nutcracker”

“chemommy”

Annabeth 🧢

Percy honking and yelling at the driver he nearly hit, with full confidence, even though it was actually his fault… peak New Yorker behavior

Please return us to a world where Notp and squick are used for a ship you don’t like instead of just making up a load of bullshit about how immoral it is or w/e lol 

a short selection of concepts and phrases that used to be commonplace in fandom and we’d really benefit from making that a thing again:

NOTP: the opposite of an OTP (One True Pairing). It is a ship a fan strongly dislikes. The word is a portmanteau of ‘no’ and ‘OTP’ and thus is not a contraction of any particular phrase.

Squick: anything that is a deep-seated, visceral turn-off. Squicks may be shared by many fans or be specific to one; one person’s kink may be another person’s squick.

YKINMKATO, or kink-tomato: Your Kink Is Not My Kink, And That’s Okay: used to indicate support for fannish diversity and to distinguish between disapproval or kink shaming and simply having different taste.

DLDR: Don’t Like, Don’t Read: a phrase used to warn against complaints about an aspect of fic or meta. A “live and let live” philosophy of fandom, which places the responsability for avoiding content one doesn’t want to see on the side of the fanwork consumer, rather that on the creator’s.

SALS: Ship And Let Ship: similar to the above specifically about shipping tastes.

YMMV: Your Mileage May Vary: a phrase used to acknowledge that any given individual’s personal opinion on the topic at hand may differ due to their own tastes, standards, values, experiences, etc.

As the OP points out, all of these crucially imply no moral judgment of what they’re designing.

(definitions lifted more or less wholesale from fanlore’s relevant pages)

bring the healthy fun back to fandom!

You know how everyone has heard a slightly different version of the same Greek myth? Like there’s a version we’re Icarus falls in love with Apollo and there’s a version were he knows the wings aren’t gonna hold but keeps flying anyway and a version were he doesn’t hear his fathers warning. In one version of the story, Athena is punishing Medusa, in another she’s giving her a gift. There’s a story where Hades kidnaps Persephone and one where he helps her escape from her mother. All the same myths but told in different ways depending on who tells them and to whom. Slightly different morals to gain from them but always the same basic concept.

And I just think it’s so fitting that the same is happening with the pjo show. Details change! In this version, Annabeth’s dad loves her from the beginning. In this version, they enter Medusa’s house knowing who she is. And this changes the meaning to reflect the time in which the story is told, and the people who tell it. Myths are meant to be retold again and again, thats the beauty of them. It doesn’t mean that one version is better than the other. And I love that Rick Riordan said I’ve told this story before, but what do I want to say this time? And he squeezes so much meaning into it!

Young Percy saying “I would never do this to you” thinking his mom is abandoning him again

Percy saying “Hold fast, mom” with tears in his eyes and finally understanding what if felt like every time his mother had to do what was best for him even if it meant leaving him behind