you know when people are like “ass or tits?”

I’m like

have you ever seen a woman’s THIGH

or TUMMY

or A R M

or LEGS

or nECK

or HAaAANDS FOR GOODNESS SAKE

Facts

collarbones are actually like…art to me

me, a lesbian: women are fucking artwork. 

best addition to my post thank u ^

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

the girl has big dick energy

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

I’m the girl making sure everyone knows he lost

Homegirl did a whole dance right after.😂😂😭

Windex isn’t carbonated 

But….. the scent………………

They’re both windex. I’ve been drinking it for years to build up an immunity

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

aw rats

That’s Louis Rossman, a repair technician and YouTuber, who went viral recently for railing against Apple. Apple purposely charges a lot for repairs and you either have to pay up or buy a new device. That’s because Apple withholds necessary tools and information from outside repair shops. And to think, we were just so close to change.

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Reblog if you:

No one will know which is it

This guy inspired me to repair my own macbook. First of all, you should know that I am not… like, I have to look up HOW to look up what my computer specifications are. Tech, that ware either soft or hard, is not a subject in which I experience comfort or competence. But my puppy peed on my keyboard, and I asked the apple store, or the fucking mac cafe, or the godsdamn Computer House Chill Zone or whatever cute ass name they have for their bullshit store, and they said it would be TWELVE HUNDRED DOLLARS TO REPLACE MY KEYBOARD. I’m not even exaggerating.

So I asked the internet, well how hard IS it to repair? And I saw this guy’s video, and while I am no techie, I AM fueled by spite, so I was all “oh, they do that shit on purpose specifically so they can charge me $1200 bucks or make me buy a new computer hunh? FUCK THEM” and I bought all the tools I needed for about $25 and I bought all the parts I needed for about another $25 and I watched a few tutorial videos, and I replaced my own keyboard.

So, once you are doing the actual deed, it becomes pretty obvious that they are finding creative ways to make this much harder than it has to be on purpose. On thing that stood out to me is, instead of all the tiny screws being the same size, there are about two dozen very slightly different sizes. They could easily be all the same size, or like, two sizes at most, but no.

These mother fuckers will take a panel that screws into place and they’ll use a different size screw for each corner. They are so close that you almost cannot tell them apart visually, but they each will only screw into the matching corner. Like, it’s a pretty clear “fuck you” to anyone trying to do repairs.

anyway, this guy is also fueled by spite, and doing holy work, and I have mad respect

This is awesome. Man is doing good ass deeds 24/7 because he’s giving people control.

How dare you not leave a link to his channel, this guy is the savior of the modern world.

@cleide12

we need the opposite of nihilism. Everything matters.

im not talking about anxiety im saying every piece of art you draw adds to the world. im saying the lone bumblebee pollinating flowers is important. im saying to appreciate people’s smiles and small charming mannerisms. to know everything else has the right to exist and be part of the world.

and on the other side of the coin, i’m saying even friendly banter can hit someone’s insecurity. that even something small can be hurtful so always try to be considerate. 

Lonely without you. Blue don't quite taste the same without you. Bed is too big without you. Dance all alone without you.

All candleless night without you. All dry air and smoke and cinder without you. Unfinished jello shots and a hand left open.

You make me feel like a full moon. Like a circus under starlight. like pink hair and sushi. Like we both know where we are going once the sun rises.

Lonely without you. All stone without you. All that's green is gone without you.

Come back home. I'm waiting for you.

what city slickers don’t understand is that weird noises always come from the forest and we just ignore it

if you go out to investigate and get got then that is on you, ignore it and go back to sleep like a rational person

Aphrodite? You mean

MASSIVE list of book recs

plays

fantasy/fairy tales

non-fiction

poetry

romance

young adult

historical fiction

gothic fiction

parody/satire

science fiction

epics

miscellaneous

thanks for reading! i hope this helped some of you out. hugs, mel ✨✨✨

oh good

Tag yourself I’m bitch music and soggy chicken nugget.

Ahem

tag yourself, i’m “It’s Anime, Bitch”

i learned that cocktails became popular during Prohibition as juices were added to bootleg liquor to disguise the taste of ingredients like dead rat and wood tar (x)

*Dangerous Woman starts playing* Friend 1: Don’t start Friend 2: I’m begging you Me:

Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun

Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler

Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:

professor: ares is the god of war and is evil.

ares:

Professor: Hades is the god of the underworld and is therefore evil and cold and heartless

Persephone, who has seen her husband cry secret tears of Manly Anguish every time she has to go live with her mother for six months:

Professor: Not even the crack of dawn was safe from Zeus. Zeus:

the rush of listening to bops while people are fighting fills me with primal strength

what is it about a retail uniform that makes boomers lose all empathy or critical thinking

i was grabbing something to eat at whole foods and one woman started shouting “excuse me?! excuse me?!” and I ignored her cause I don’t know her. She then came up to me and grabbed my arm and went “I was calling you! Can you help me find something?” and I was like….I don’t work here? And she rolled her eyes and went “Well can you find me someone who DOES?” and when I said “No, sorry” she got all huffy. like…..bitch I don’t work here and I’m not on the clock. I need to eat.