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The fucking Chocolate Guy is at it again.

wake up babe new jesus just dropped

This doesn’t include the best bit of the whole thing - she found the Twitter thread!

(it doesn’t work, but you might as well)

this is bird loving energy we need

Man, I hope that girl managed to figure things out.

Imagine an alien sharing a cool human fact they just learned like ”hey guys did you know that the silvery markings on humans actually aren’t true stripes? They’re called stretch marks, they happen when the human is growing fast enough to actually outgrow their skin, which is apparently something that just fucking happens to almost all of them at some point of their life.”

and another one is like ”wait so you’re saying humans don’t have stripes.”

”actually they do, but the stripes are invisible. There’s genetic code that’d give them stripes but they’re just the same colour as the rest of the skin. So the visible stripes are not real stripes and the real stripes are invisible.”

”I swear if you tell me one more weird human thing today I’m beating your ass.”

The human in the room looks up and goes "Wait I have stripes?"

"what do you mean cats can see them, but I can't?"

what do you fucking mean cats can see them

I WENT THROUGH THE SAME THOUGHT PROCESS

MY CAT THINKS I HAVE STRIPES?!?!?!?

NO NO ITS NOT "IT THINKS I HAVE THEM"

BECAUSE WE DO APPARENTLY

SO ITS ACTUALLY A VERY DISTRESSED "MY CAT THINKS I KNOW I HAVE STRIPES?!?!?!"

AND I THINK THATS A BIT WORSE TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST

MY CAT KNEW I HAD STRIPES BEFORE I DID?!?!?!?!?!?

I DIDNT THINK OF THAT

WELL I DID AND NOW I CANT UNTHINK IT

@beenovel @messiambrandybuck these are the variants

WHAT

apparently there's a disease where they become visable, and these are the most common kind??

Ngl it looks cool but???? I'm still in shock tbh

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT PATTERN OF STRIPES I HAVE AND THE CATS WON'T TELL ME

I COULD HAVE A CHECKERBOARD ON MY BACK AND NO ONE WOULD KNOW???

Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

Crime porthole

this was designed by cats

I yet again had the opportunity to participate in the Frozen fanzine hosted by @frozines for the 5th time now! Emily @punkpoemprose deserves all the kudos for being the brains behind the entire operation, organizing, and designing a cohesive zine of everyone’s work! I’ve been in the fandom for quite a while, and having these zines to bring everyone together, old or new, has been a joy to take part in 😊 Its motivating to revisit what got me into posting my art in the first place back in 2014, and I can’t wait to see this zine continue to grow!~

Source: This

My submission to the Summer 2021 Frozen fanzine as organized by @frozines! I found an old doodle and cleaned it up and refreshed it for this, and it was a lot of fun to revisit this fandom again. ^_^