Dear Nintendo switch and Mario Odyssey, could I have my cute and adoring wife @lezzysubby , back now 😥😫

MARIO GIVE HER BACK!

I got her back so we could go shopping yesterday! yay!

Vow Renewal and Finally a Honeymoon :D

So, we’re finally back state side, after a wild and crazy European adventure, and as promised I would do a little write up about our time over seas.

We landed in London the same day as the bombing at the concert in Manchester so things were a little somber, for much of the train ride from London to Sunderland. But the cuddles were nice.

We were greeted by our nieces and my brother and his wife, as we got off the train. Exhausted as I was I’ll always spoil those little girls :D they’re so adorable!

The next day, after we got some sleep we visited my mother’s grave, which was always part of the plan, it was nice to just sit, and meditate near it. I’ll always be so thankful for everything she did for the first 6 years of my life, even if I don’t recall everything. I’ll always remember how loving, and caring she was.

The next few days we finished the ceremony preparations, and wandered about the town like regular tourists, and just enjoying one another. It was also great to spend time with my father. Growing up he very rarely wanted to spend time with me, so it was nice to get to know each other once again.

The ceremony, was beautiful. The small little chapel we did it in was soo beautiful. The stained glass, and the back drop was amazing, and the flowers omgggg.

The reception, was a blur, so many people to meet, and so many friends to thank for making the flight out. Our first dance was to “I don’t mine” by Defeater, a personal favorite of both of ours. I may/may not have cried a little bit during it :x, especially spending so long on denial my emotions were going quite wild. I was definitely just strapped in for the ride.

The next day we said our good byes to our friends, and spent one last day with my family before we took off for Scotland.

We spent a few days in the hills, hiking, and enjoying nature. The shore was beautiful! OMG I’ll never forget it. We visited a winery the 2nd day there, in which I got very very drunk. Poor Steph having to put up with me on that day lol. After 3 days in Scotland we boarded a flight to Italy, where we spent the next 3 weeks exploring the country.

We stayed a few days in Venice once we landed. We rode in the Gondolas around the city, and enjoyed the sights, the sounds and very much so the food omg. I feel like I gained so much weight on our trip. 

After about a week in Venice we traveled to Rome and took in all the historic sites and landmarks, and visited Vatican City. We ate so many different types of pasta and pizza (eee!), but finally we began to miss our puppy and our lovely home, and our lives and decided it was time to head back to New York and get back to reality. 

We’re all settled back in and relaxed now, trying to catch up with everyone, and get back into our usual routine. I still cant shake the jet lag :x . 

Awwwww! You two.

I’m so glad you two had a lovely time. I hope reality isn’t too much of a shock. ❤

Work was super boring but we have a lovely little home that’s near some trees and across the road from a winery so it’s almost *almost* like being in Italy, but not quite! So reality hasn’t hit us quite too hard, but I do start working with students again on the 10th so I’m sure work will hit me like a ton of bricks!

Sleeping in and enjoying cuddles has been the highlight of my month and a half off. So I’m sure reality will catch up to me shortly.

I hope the 3 of you are doing well! Judging by your blog posts you are, and that’s great news! 

I know it’s kinda corny, but I just happened to open up tumblr while she was typing away in the background, not knowing she was answering this and I just have to say this response totally embodies to me why you’re going to be such an amazing music teacher next year.

I could listen to you talk about music and how it affects your life for the rest of mine.

Master Is Feeling Brave

Master has something he wants to try out. With both me and Alouette being denied orgasms, we’re sometimes very fired up by the time we get home. So when we see each other or Master our first reaction is to fling ourselves at them like we haven’t seen each other for years. Like a run-run-run-run-POUNCE-♥smooch♥.

I know @lezzysubby and @lezzysgirl know what I mean. 😀

He’s joked that he would have to be insanely brave to arrange things so that on a day when both of us are in that kind of mood, he gets greeted by both us but without the two of us denied girls having had the chance to get some of that pent-up energy out our systems on each other before he gets home.

So until tomorrow Alouette and I aren’t allowed to touch one another (or ourselves either). Accidental non-sexy contact is allowed but no deliberate touching. Definitely no kissing. Look, talk, but don’t touch. He’s tested us on this. But I’ll make that a post on its own.

Master doesn’t usually sleep in the middle of the bed but he will tonight to keep me and Alouette “safely” apart. After work tomorrow whoever gets home first (me probably) will wait in the bedroom. Then the other will wait in the living room so we don’t see each other until Master gets home and tells us we can.

Then he’ll see what kind of tension we’ve built up and how excited we are to see him come home to us.

Very brave of him. Very brave indeed. *chuckles*

A Sad Lack of Teamwork

I got secret instructions from Master today. When Alouette came home, I was to cuff her hands behind her back, gag her and put her collar on her. Master wanted her to be “ready for him”.

When Alouette came home - with both of us feeling all squirmy and me really getting an insight now into what it’s been like for them while I have been denied orgasms (door opens, Alouette goes run-run-run-run-POUNCE!-kisss) - there was a complication. *She* had secret instructions from Master to cuff my hands behind my back, gag me and put my collar on me.

There was only one way to deal with this. As it turned out - at least for today - I am better at wrestling than Alouette is. Even if she did go to the nuclear option: tickling. Mutually-Assured Distraction! I got her pinned down in the end and she surrendered and she very sweetly let me cuff, gag and collar her. In the approved manner, with kisses and hair-pulling a la McKinnon.

Then it occurred to me that Master had probably wanted us to cooperate instead of fight. But I was damned if I was going to let her go after all that struggle. So I cuffed and gagged myself. But I didn’t put my collar on because it doesn’t seem right to do us to do that yourself.

We snuggled up as best we could with bound hands and waited for Master. When he got home, and after some kisses and putting my collar on me, he went through what had happened. Yes, cooperation had been what he had in mind. But he’d been ambiguous deliberately to see if we would organise ourselves and be a team.

We didn’t! 😀

So we got a spanking rather than making love or a lovely relaxing trance. We apologised afterwords with oral pleasure for him. See! We can do teamwork, Master!

We’re sorry, Master. We’ll do better next time. 💕💕

It’s time for my exercise now. My chance to get back in his good books. 💕 💪

This reaction upon getting home seems to be universal to denial. @lezzysubby pounces me literally everyday as well. No matter how quiet I'm being. She happens to have both leverage and strength on her side when it comes to this. I tend to be more of a rag doll til she calms down then anything when she first sees me. And then once she lets me down Charlotte lovingly attacks me as well. It's quite the first 10 minutes of getting in the door but I'd never trade if for anything 😌😏☺️

Got my tongue pierced today at @lezzysgirl ’s request and she still won’t let me cum *pouts* . I’ve now made it over 120 days since my last orgasm and I’ve finally made it to the so frustrated i just cry phase 😞. The cuddles were nice but I would’ve rather just ground myself raw on her leg *hides*

I thought it would be far easier than this, the days are beginning to slowly drag by, and I think about sex more and more by the day these days. I’ve spent the last two days thoroughly and utterly wrapped up in my own imagination. God it’s so hot in my imagination 🤔….

Oh, sweetheart. Past 120 days! @lezzysgirl must be so proud of you!

I hope the tongue piercing settles down soon. I had mine done about a year ago and I remember what it was like. The thing I found very frustrating about it was not being allowed to kiss until it had healed. That was the worst.

Good luck. ♥

More proud of her than I can put into words. Of course this seems like a small hurdle in everything my beautiful girl has been through. Her reactions to stimuli the longer denial goes on are some of the cutest squirms/facial expressions I've ever been lucky enough to see too! 💕 She's a little trooper that's for sure! So happy she's mine 😌👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

Not ashamed to say that I’ve literally been sat on the couch for the past 10 hours playing the new Zelda on the Nintendo Switch. My impressions 10 hours in are that it’s likely to be as good if not better than ‘A Link to the Past’, jury is still out on if it’s the best of all time but I have to say Nintendo out did themselves. Zelda in open world is not only beautiful but it makes the universe of Hyrule even more intriguing somehow than it was before. I would definitely recommend picking up this title if you are planning on buying the Switch, or at the very least picking it up on your Wii U if you own that. The kid in me is so so happy today nothing can bring me down! Not even the distractions Steph is trying to do to get me killed 😘

oh please, you’re like a ninja doesn’t matter what i try to distract you with you never die 

(via lezzysubby)

this may or may not have made me tear up... 

PSA

@lezzysgirl is the prettiest of them all

who me? noooo

Amy tends to keep me on my toes, so yes we interact quite the same on tumblr. She’s the perfect mix of bratty/trolly that even when you’re mad at her, and feel like the world is going to burn around you with your rage, she’ll make a sarcastic remark that’ll make you smile so big you forget why you’re upset with her in the first place. 

She’s my beautiful little memer and i love her to pieces

(via lezzysubby)

She tastes like birthday cake and story time and fall 😘😘

It's December first....

That means it’s CHRISTMAS TIME MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Time to party and be excited and nice to people and snow and create precious memories and praise a baby and spend family time and cuddle on warm nights and EEEEEEEE

Christmas music can be heard at the end of the driveway. Christmas lights that weren't up when I left this morning are up. Inside the house it smells like gingerbread. There's a tiny brunette moving at a fevered pace decorating Windows and telling me we need to get a tree so she can decorate it this weekend.

It's like I left and came back to Santas workshop. I have no idea how someone so tiny got so much done. Also poor Charlotte is dressed in an ugly Christmas sweater 😂

#OrgasmControlProblems

Last night, I got fucked so beautifully hard but I was instructed that I was not allowed to cum. He even pulled out right before I was about to and gently stroked my hair and tenderly kissed my face while I laid there, grinding my hips and so infuriated with him. Also, soaking wet. Then he put it back in and fucked me until he came, but just him. 

Today, he informs me I don’t have permission to cum unless he returns to a spotless house. 

Housewife fantasies? Orgasm denial? Fuck, how am I supposed to get anything done when all I want to do is hump the furniture I’m supposed to be dusting???

This sounds like heaven to me. A girl can dream for one day, right? @knowing-smile

@friedcherryblossomprincess @lezzysubby @lezzysgirl I’M HELPING

@bannableoffense LOL well played... Definitely helping love 😍

“Until We Get Home”

I got most of the way through my task for the evening, and Master asked if I wanted a break. I was reckless enough to say yes. @lezzysubby and @lezzysgirl had given them ideas.

He and Alouette went out for a walk and got me to make a group call with them and edge myself, and tell them what I was doing and how I was touching and how it was feeling. And they gave me advice, like “slow down” and “no, no, no” and “not this year” and “be a good girl”.

When they began heading back home, they told me to go to the freezer. They’d put the glass tentacle in there sometime.

“Use that until we get home, Princess,” she said. “So you won’t need to do anything silly with ice cubes.”

Oh, it’s cooooooold, though it warms up quite fast. It’s a weird feeling how it gets condensation on itself and gets slippery in your hands.

They took it out of my hands when they got home and kissed and held me until I stopped crying. It’s chilly outside this evening. Their coats and faces and hands were cold and made me feel I must be burning even hotter than I was.

I’m quite shaky now. Every bit of me that the blood can rush to feels like all the blood has rushed there and is having a party.

Oh I'm so glad my devilishness inspired someone 😈.

Amy wasn't shaky or weepy when I got home, but she was certainly handsy. I barely made it in the door before she started trying to maul me.

Being as I was coming in from work we had a nice bath together, where I let her be as handsy as she liked 😉.