@sarcastic-crustacean / sarcastic-crustacean.tumblr.com
the only good innovation from facebook was the poke feature. tumblr needs the poke. when a cute girl is mass reblogging me and i don't wanna call them out to their face but i wanna go hey. i see you. being cute. rubbing your face on my blog like a cat. that's what the poke's for
@staff give me fingers so i can do mischief
I love the internet i got into an arguement with this 28 year old white person and they put a satanic hex on me when they were losing. This surpasses all other twitter beef
gotta reblog the free birth control sigil
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit
you can tell this website is autistic as hell because someone posts a video with a mildly catchy phrase in it and no one shuts up about it for an extended period of time. or image even. image with a mildly catchy phrase in it even. we love phrases here on tumblr dot com love to repeat them. due to the autism
The onion is going to get banned from Twitter
But it's Thursday???
I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest
What do you expect? He's a man of the cloth
Let's go fellow pests
this is not even an internet persona i am just like this and i think thats even worse
surely the conses wont quence
peer reviewed
i feel like we're missing a possibility here
My brother refuses to get Tumblr, which is a tragedy because this is the complete fucking nonsense they have sent me today alone, and I think Tumblr would appreciate them more than I do.
Edit to add poll.
Their response:
*sigh*
Well, I hope you're happy. The worst I can be is a disappointment, the best I can be is your problem now.
How it started
How it's going:
THEY’RE YOUR BROTHER??!!!?!!????!!!!!!
Yes, and I cannot tell you how glad I am that they didn't just send me that question at 8am like they would have pre-Tumblr. I used to wake up to this bullshit every day.
You're right, I didn't.
It was half 12.
hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus
"i require more fluids" well what did you do with the fluids I already gave you. hmm? did you make more mucus with them? you made more mucus with them.
I hate doing these posts but if this gets 10,000 notes by February 12th (which won’t happen) I will ask for therapy AND finish every wip
please do not feel forced to add notes
get the help you deserve, angel <3
