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Anonymous asked:
You're trying isn't good enough.
“...P-Please don’t say that to me” he muttered “I try as hard as I can ok” he spoke
Anonymous asked:
You should be working, not taking sick days
“I-I tried to work man i try...” he muttered quietly
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Anonymous asked:
Rookie, do you like Rich?
“yeah he’s a pretty good boss… he hasn’t noticed the amount of sick days I’ve token… maybe he has he hasn’t brought it up to me” he murmurs
“I have noticed. I pardon them because I know the reason behind them.”
He jumped abit in surprise as he quietly touched his fingers together anxiously “I-I’ll work harder...”
Anonymous asked:
You're abit lazy then?
“...you’re abit stupid then?”
Anonymous asked:
You shouldn't have so many sick days!
“...I take them because of issues I’ve been having”
Anonymous asked:
Rookie, do you like Rich?
“yeah he’s a pretty good boss... he hasn’t noticed the amount of sick days I’ve token... maybe he has he hasn’t brought it up to me” he murmurs
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Helping My Injured Muse Sentence Starters
"Oh, God, you're bleeding. You're bleeding a lot."
"Stop squirming, I'm trying to help."
"Hang on, I got you."
"Just lean on me, I'll help you walk."
"We should get that looked at."
"Don't tilt your head back, you'll make your nosebleed worse!"
"Just sit up and breathe, ok?"
"Eh, you'll be fine. I think. Maybe."
"What ever you do, don't go to sleep. Stay awake."
"Oooooo. That looks painful."
"Oh, thank God! Don't scare me like that!"
"How the hell did you do this to yourself?"
"Hey, hey, stay with me, ok?"
"You stopped breathing."
"Oh look, it's alive."
"Take deep breaths, you'll be fine."
"Arms shouldn't move like that..."
"What happened to your leg?!"
"Yep, that's broken alright. How'd you manage that?"
"Here's some ice."
"You're welcome, by the way."
"Do you need an ice pack for that shiner?"
"Yeesh, you look like shit."
"Wait, you were mugged?!"
"Is that a stab/gunshot wound?"
"Ok, ew. I'm not cleaning that up."
"Easy, easy! Just lay down, you hit your head."
"You probably have a concussion, so I wouldn't be moving arou d too much if I were you."
"We thought you were dead!"
"On a scale of 1 to 10, how much does it hurt?"
"Can you walk on your own?"
"You're getting blood on my clothes!"
"How many fingers am I holding up?"
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riskfulings-deactivated20180602
&. SOFT ANGST STARTERS.
- “please look at me.”
- “is s/he really just a friend?”
- “i’m just disappointed.”
- “you know i’m not like that.”
- “don’t give me space. that’s the last thing i want with you.”
- “i know you still love me.”
- “i can’t think straight with you.”
- “why are you so stubborn?”
- “don’t do this here.”
- “trust me on this.”
- “please don’t misunderstand me.”
- “you… you never had a problem with it before.”
- “i know i shouldn’t be here.”
- “what do you mean by that?”
- “you deserve more.”
- “can you just kiss me? one last time? that’s all i ask.”
- “i’m scared.”
- “i swear i’ll do things different this time.”
- “s/he’s beautiful. i hope s/he makes you happy.”
- “i want to believe you, i do.”
- “not everyone is going to hurt you.”
- “i’m… i’m trying. i really am.”
- “i can’t sleep.”
- “how long will this go on for?”
- “can i hug you?”
- “do you ever mean the things you say?”
- “you won’t understand.”
- “you’re making me think that what they told me about you was right.”
- “am i too late?”
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pamper my muse! let’s get up close and personal for the sake of making people feel and/or look good. some of these prompts imply sex or gender, but most of them are completely unisex. send me 💆🏻 + number to pamper or help out my muse. you can also add ‘reverse’ at the end for my muse to do it to yours instead!
- brush or comb hair.
- wash hair.
- cut hair.
- trim hair.
- dye hair.
- put on makeup.
- fix makeup.
- put on face/body paint.
- pluck/wax eyebrows.
- do eyebrows.
- shave facial hair with a plastic razor.
- shave facial hair with a straight razor.
- give a head massage.
- give a piercing.
- make and put on a face mask.
- carefully clean face and/or hands.
- give shoulder massage.
- put on jewellery.
- take measurements.
- help change.
- help dress.
- give a full-body massage.
- tidy or do nails.
- feed them something.
- draw on skin.
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Anonymous asked:
Duck and Cover! @rookiecopmorty
@rookiecopmortyRich had to hide behind a car as he saw gun shots go by their heads. “Fuck..FUCK”
Rookie ducked aiming his weapon at the shooters as he shot in return
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donutboymorty
Anonymous asked:
Rookie's famous cookies and chocolate macaroons have been left on Daggie's desk. @rookiecopmorty
he nibbled on them absent mindedly while he worked, feeling the foods packing on the pounds
“what you think Daggie?” Rookie asked happily as baking took his stress off.
donutboymorty
“very delicious.” he pat his tummy, checking something off as he worked.
“well I actually need someone to taste some of my bakes actually. I am gonna audition them for a baking contest” he spoke happily.
donutboymorty
he looked up and nodded. “id be glad too! i mean… how can i say no to food?” he sat back in his chair, his gut resting comfortably on his lap
“Awesome!” he explained joyfully as he hugged him “thank you Daggie!”
donutboymorty
Daggie flushed red, and it was obvious how tight his shirt currently was. maybe he hadnt chose to wear his vest because it no longer fit?
Rookie smiled “hey you want me to make a bigger uniform for you?” he asked as he had a sewing machine after all.
donutboymorty
“i-i have a new one coming in tomorrow, but could you sew a pair of pants for me… they uh… their a little tight…” he opened a desk drawer, and pulled out a pair of pants, it had a large rip down one side
“of course” he responds happily as he smiled at him “I also made you a low calorie lunch as well” he spoke
donutboymorty
“screw low calories, im not dieting anymore…” he stood up and stretched. “i am just a fatass for life. funny, most mortys are so thin and well worked… and im just…” he sighed
“Oh” he spoke “well it’s kinda a normal calorie one anyways” he explained “I’m not good at dieting either” he murmured as he rubbed his neck, wait he was dieting?
donutboymorty
“i kinda screwed up my diet with all these treats… but i knew it would happen eventually.” he shrugged and sighed. “well, whatever”
“well, i think you’re perfect the way you are”
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donutboymorty
Anonymous asked:
Rookie's famous cookies and chocolate macaroons have been left on Daggie's desk. @rookiecopmorty
he nibbled on them absent mindedly while he worked, feeling the foods packing on the pounds
“what you think Daggie?” Rookie asked happily as baking took his stress off.
donutboymorty
“very delicious.” he pat his tummy, checking something off as he worked.
“well I actually need someone to taste some of my bakes actually. I am gonna audition them for a baking contest” he spoke happily.
donutboymorty
he looked up and nodded. “id be glad too! i mean… how can i say no to food?” he sat back in his chair, his gut resting comfortably on his lap
“Awesome!” he explained joyfully as he hugged him “thank you Daggie!”
donutboymorty
Daggie flushed red, and it was obvious how tight his shirt currently was. maybe he hadnt chose to wear his vest because it no longer fit?
Rookie smiled “hey you want me to make a bigger uniform for you?” he asked as he had a sewing machine after all.
donutboymorty
“i-i have a new one coming in tomorrow, but could you sew a pair of pants for me… they uh… their a little tight…” he opened a desk drawer, and pulled out a pair of pants, it had a large rip down one side
“of course” he responds happily as he smiled at him “I also made you a low calorie lunch as well” he spoke
donutboymorty
“screw low calories, im not dieting anymore…” he stood up and stretched. “i am just a fatass for life. funny, most mortys are so thin and well worked… and im just…” he sighed
“Oh” he spoke “well it’s kinda a normal calorie one anyways” he explained “I’m not good at dieting either” he murmured as he rubbed his neck, wait he was dieting?
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donutboymorty
Anonymous asked:
Rookie's famous cookies and chocolate macaroons have been left on Daggie's desk. @rookiecopmorty
he nibbled on them absent mindedly while he worked, feeling the foods packing on the pounds
“what you think Daggie?” Rookie asked happily as baking took his stress off.
donutboymorty
“very delicious.” he pat his tummy, checking something off as he worked.
“well I actually need someone to taste some of my bakes actually. I am gonna audition them for a baking contest” he spoke happily.
donutboymorty
he looked up and nodded. “id be glad too! i mean… how can i say no to food?” he sat back in his chair, his gut resting comfortably on his lap
“Awesome!” he explained joyfully as he hugged him “thank you Daggie!”
donutboymorty
Daggie flushed red, and it was obvious how tight his shirt currently was. maybe he hadnt chose to wear his vest because it no longer fit?
Rookie smiled “hey you want me to make a bigger uniform for you?” he asked as he had a sewing machine after all.
donutboymorty
“i-i have a new one coming in tomorrow, but could you sew a pair of pants for me… they uh… their a little tight…” he opened a desk drawer, and pulled out a pair of pants, it had a large rip down one side
“of course” he responds happily as he smiled at him “I also made you a low calorie lunch as well” he spoke
rookiecopmorty reblogged
donutboymorty
Anonymous asked:
Rookie's famous cookies and chocolate macaroons have been left on Daggie's desk. @rookiecopmorty
he nibbled on them absent mindedly while he worked, feeling the foods packing on the pounds
“what you think Daggie?” Rookie asked happily as baking took his stress off.
donutboymorty
“very delicious.” he pat his tummy, checking something off as he worked.
“well I actually need someone to taste some of my bakes actually. I am gonna audition them for a baking contest” he spoke happily.
donutboymorty
he looked up and nodded. “id be glad too! i mean… how can i say no to food?” he sat back in his chair, his gut resting comfortably on his lap
“Awesome!” he explained joyfully as he hugged him “thank you Daggie!”
donutboymorty
Daggie flushed red, and it was obvious how tight his shirt currently was. maybe he hadnt chose to wear his vest because it no longer fit?
Rookie smiled “hey you want me to make a bigger uniform for you?” he asked as he had a sewing machine after all.
rookiecopmorty reblogged
donutboymorty
Anonymous asked:
Rookie's famous cookies and chocolate macaroons have been left on Daggie's desk. @rookiecopmorty
he nibbled on them absent mindedly while he worked, feeling the foods packing on the pounds
“what you think Daggie?” Rookie asked happily as baking took his stress off.
donutboymorty
“very delicious.” he pat his tummy, checking something off as he worked.
“well I actually need someone to taste some of my bakes actually. I am gonna audition them for a baking contest” he spoke happily.
donutboymorty
he looked up and nodded. “id be glad too! i mean… how can i say no to food?” he sat back in his chair, his gut resting comfortably on his lap
“Awesome!” he explained joyfully as he hugged him “thank you Daggie!”
rookiecopmorty reblogged
donutboymorty
Anonymous asked:
Rookie's famous cookies and chocolate macaroons have been left on Daggie's desk. @rookiecopmorty
he nibbled on them absent mindedly while he worked, feeling the foods packing on the pounds
“what you think Daggie?” Rookie asked happily as baking took his stress off.
donutboymorty
“very delicious.” he pat his tummy, checking something off as he worked.
“well I actually need someone to taste some of my bakes actually. I am gonna audition them for a baking contest” he spoke happily.