Dweeb-Town

page from The Chirpbook

Love that the first thing in the Taylor swift tag is bitty being disgusted at the assumption hes a swifty lol

It begins.

thinking about nursey being one of the only people that can get a belly laugh outta dex

i’m spiralling

for the rest of their lives any person who has been a member of SMH has gotten the same confused squinting thrown in their direction:

"Wait. Justin. You baked these cookies?"

"Who made this pie—Anthony?"

"Will, these are the most perfect pancakes I've ever—"

"Larissa, you could enter these into a contest. Holy shit."

"Okay, Alexei, where did you buy these?"

And everyone is like:

"Oh, yeah, I had this friend in college—"

"Yeah, I got really good at baking in college—"

"A friend taught me how to make two dozen pancakes while hungover—"

"Yeah. It's an award-winning recipe. I learned it from a friend—"

"Not store bought; I made them!!"

a tiny panel from Madison, an 18+, zine-length comic about Jack and Bitty’s first summer dating (for the year four kickstarter)

how many jack/tater shippers do you figure chucked a pillow at the tv when they saw jack and bitty kissing??

hey so. I put your closeted figure skater on a loud and rambunctious hockey team. yeah he’s experiencing an incredible amount personal growth and — huh? absolutely he’s got a found family too, for sure for sure. he’s actually falling in love for the first time too and it’s a life-changing, forever kind of thing. what’s that? he’s forever and irrevocably changed by it and so are you? me too bro. me too

once a week someone here sends me a Google Doc Request To Read HARDY a screenplay i wrote about a stoic gay hockey player—

listen pals that thing is 10 years old and idk probably has Kesha songs referenced in it. They probably say “Thanks, Obama.” and i wrote it before check please so there’s proto-shittys in there. i realize while typing this attempt to dissuade you that i have caused only more intrigue

1. What Were You Gonna Say Before Deflecting Eric Richard Bittle

2. bitty assuming he won't see jack all summer and potentially for longer. jack assuming bitty knew he'd drive up before the season started. there's something here about bitty's abandonment issues and how he assumes jack won't wanna make time to see him but also how jack is so giving with his love (and also so bad at communicating his feelings) that upon hearing this he's just like what? of course i'll come see you. of course of course of course i will.

eric "who could love me" bittle versus jack "i love him on purpose" zimmermann and jack "i am unworthy" zimmermann versus eric "i love him on purpose" bittle

this is truly on god the first would you rather that i've ever had to devote significant thought to. neither of these answers feel good

It's gonna be hilarious if *this*, of all things, is what causes a new resurgence of the Check Please fandom.

this is how we get the tv show