bird boy

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down

hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!

going to my job as an… apothecary (marijuana dispensary) to sell certain… magical herbs (marijuana) to select travellers and clientele… (stoners and guys who jog)

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

this is my favorite post of all times every single time I slip on anything I picture this post it literally changed my life there’s no other definition to it

Mr Electric send him to the plinko and have him INCINERATED!!!!!!!

Might fuck around and spread misinformation

PDF stands for penis dick file

its always “lets remove the incinerator at the bottom to save the plinko horse” and not “lets not put a horse in a fucking plinko machine” 🙄

the horse always gets in there anyway

thats a horse

hi again :) it's me! i won't be active here but I moved to my main blog @wingedharbingerofdeath. Update: I'm 19 now, trans ftm, much better at art, pursuing psychology and art majors, and living better. Keeping this relic because my memory is garbage, 14 year old me would want me to keep it. I've spent hours of my last few days scrolling thru this old blog and man, I miss those days. rest well chamele cult.

hotboxing my entire wizard tower

this is what I’m talking about!!

target audience

I will NOT eat a baby ruth. I refuse to eat a mummified piece of baseball legend babe ruth’s body. 

oh my god his nuts are in it

Joker (2019) dir. Todd Phillips

stanley

(1/??)

welcome to Derry, you’ll float too!