Blogtress, Iโm watching Frasier from the beginning all over again and wow, queen Demeris had Niles almost as well-trained as Kiki has Harvey. They should really hold a masterclass.
โLily, who hopes you and all the Monstre-Xaviers are doing well๐ฅฐ
*blows dust off* HOUSEWIFEKIKI AND THE BLOGTRESS ARE BACK!!! although I've literally thought about this blog every day and I am so so happy to be back, I promise not to leave like that anymore. Any time is going to get announced
But I have been doing well. Been working for the most part and staying in. Fully vaxxed and hoping cases go down again. No big news to report. Just been chugging along
AND YES MARIS WAS THE OG GIRLBOSS GATEKEEP GASLIGHT QUEEN. (Kiki and Harvey obvi have a much healthier relationship) BUT YOU CANNOT TELL ME THAT MARIS DID NOT PAVE THE WAY FOR SO MANY OTHERS.
As for the Monstre-Xaviers, this is what they have been up to since the last post on this blog of March 2021:
Harvey: got offered the department head position but turned it down because he prfers being a regular professor and geniunely enjoys teaching. his grad students still keep crying randomly. is running out of a desk space to keep pictures of his family because they're so big now. next family reunion he will stuff everyone into the same picture to avoid the hassle. is teaching more courses than ever so he can be kind of hard to spot.
Kiki: has taken upon herself to occasionally do the after school runs for Micah and Timmy to keep up her crown- her kids might be too old for school but she will make sure her grandchildren know their grandma is a G. Still has zero grey hairs or wrinkles. got invited to play in an Among Us livestream and shocked everyone by a)being the best imposter there ever was and b) proving to them that she wasn't a catfish and was indeed a housewife granny in suburban Massachusetts
Wes: Still on the farm, has no plans to leave the farm. Still producing pop-folk bangers; his name may or may not be listed somewhere in Miss Swift's Folklore album production credits. Summer and him are currently excepting their second baby, a girl that is going to be named Thursday, and is due in late October.
Micah: Is working on his Ph.D at Harvard (his thesis is on perceptions of the common class by upper and noble classes through the lens of literature) and enjoys seeing his dad at lunch time. They make sure to eat together if they get a chance (Micah eats the lunch Timmy packed for him and Harvey eats the lunch Kiki packed for him) and talk about how their grading is going. He prides himself on being the hot new DILF on the block even if his kids aren't babies anymore.
Harlan: Briana Joo and him are newly engaged. He bought her an engagement ring after seeing a Twitter thread appreciating the buff chick with the paint chips on the show my mom is watching (Briana Joo was indeed that buff chick with the paint chips) and proposed to her right on (streaming) television and even got a Chip and Johanna Gaines congratulations on their streaming service Instagram page. His first poetry collection got published and was a commercial but not critical success (exactly like he wanted)
Joss: Working at the hospital to this day and now has the fastest typing speed of any of the adminstrative employees. Is no longer working the front desk/customer service gig and is now a proper admisntrive employee in the cubicle space of the hospital eye and ear building. His sugar mama is now officially his girlfriend because she is as emotionally attatched to Joss as he is to her.
Daniel: Still dating Armanda and still wearing black nail polish. Has gotten very lowkey into the Pokemon card craze but is mostly replaying Fire Emblem: Three Houses and trying to convince people it was underrated for all the hype it got as the big Switch game. he romanced Dorothea.
