You Know How It Is With Spaghetti

Me and the guys at the gym making biscuits on each other and meowing

everytime someone rbs this i get a notification as though it were my post, even the rbs that don’t have my addition. go away onion post i am not your mother

Abandoned by its biological mother, the onion post instead imprints on a random passerby that fed it.

went to the doctors they rpescribed me dress up games

“Mixologist” shut the fuck up, say boozewizard like a fucking adult

I’m crying over this picture

You should be able to redo your vote on a tumblr poll. I'm haunted by my misclicks

whatever

I hate when people say ohhhh your pets only love you because you feed them. as if that wasn't the first form of love any of us felt. get real.

brutalist candy cane

this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

Reblog so everyone can hear what they need.