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Hey not to derail this post or anything but how the fuck did you post that in the future

It’s simple; this website fucking sucks.

Baldur’s Gate 3: But Make it Cats🐱

They should remove the age requirement for presidency. Its time for america to enter its despotic boy-king era

Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR

Verdict: DENIED

• The Hanged Man •

“Compared to what Falin went through? This is nothing.”

fun fact: pigs can metabolize alcohol slightly better than humans, and they of course enjoy grains. this means that a pig can drink a beer as a treat. Rufus usually gets one a year, for his birthday. and he won't let the label stop him.

i don't know anything about what's actually good or bad for pigs, but this does lead me to wonder...if pigs can metabolize beer better than humans...how much fermented corn did that one fucking pig eat to be so out of it that she could roll down the hill to hell for bbq with the devil? you know the one i'm talking about

This is canon now.

You heard it here folks

Really though, like we've made our cities so uncomfortable even for housed people, just in an effort to hurt the homeless. Parks and beaches close at night so homeless can't sleep there. Loitering is illegal so homeless can't sleep there. No bench at the bus stop because someone might sleep on it. No overnight parking because someone might sleep in the car there.

These laws aren't even beneficial to housed populations of the city, and they purely exist out of a) hatred for the homeless and b) an attempt to make your city look "presentable" to tourists. And it just sucks all-around.

They're so hostile to the homeless that now they're actively hostile to the elderly, the disabled, to pregnant people, to anyone with a temporary injury.

If you are tired after a long day and need to sit down and rest - you probably need to pay to sit in a Cafe! If you need to use the washroom while you're out? Same thing. Covered malls are out of fashion where I live because the homeless population would be able to use the public areas - at the same time, the weather is very bad for half the year so if you don't absolutely need it, you aren't going out. Which means again, elderly people who could use the open public halls to meet with walking groups remain inside. People with disabilities remain inside. People recovering from injuries remain inside.

But that's okay to those who design the public structures because the homeless remain outside! So they've accomplished their goal.

It's more than anti-homeless, it's anti-community. When attempting to exclude one aspect of our society seen as unwanted, they've excluded countless others.

This book has changed me forever

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOUR KITTEN SPENT THE PAST 12 HOURS ACTING SICK AND SAD AND NOT EATING OR DRINKING AND THROWING UP AND YOU GOT SCARED AND CRIED ALL NIGHT AND WATCHED HIM LIKE A HAWK ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT HE HAD TO TAKE A REALLY FAT POOP AND NOW HE’S FINE 👋👋👋👋👋

I'm 6 years into my transition I'm not interested in ewphoria anymore it's too small for me

This shit ain't nothin to me man

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

you are making this so difficult