i hate being an adult because no matter how hard you try your house is never ever ever ever ever clean

Women want one thing and it's quite obvious, A large affordable interconnected North American Rail Network

forget Resting Bitch Face, I have Resting Competent Face. People see me and think ah yes she can point me to the nearest train station. Fellow grocery shoppers ask if I know what kind of butter they should buy. If a strange man speaks to me on the street it is literally always an inquiry and never a catcall. Once someone randomly asked me what an equinox was and after I told her she nodded and said "you seemed like you'd know." why am I assigned oracle at random interaction

mutuals im manifesting the softest and most tender august for all of you

I spent so much of my life romanticizing the Great and Powerful Enormity of the Sea, reading about the salt and the sweat of the sailors straining to haul the sails or anchor while dreading the monsters in the cold, icy deep fathoms below…and now you tell me that a fathom is only 6 feet deep -

Six feet is still more than enough for a grave.

Hi, that is the most metal addition you could have possibly made to this post

Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits

Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!

Yes, there is a bouncy castle and a ball pit!

date of origin: 12th of july, 2014.

happy anniversary everyone

The amount of Homestucks in the image is killing me every time I see it

i think tumblr urls in the old superwholock fandom style are like those old household appliances that got discontinued because they had asbestos or uranium or whatever in them - maybe you have a beloved cousin or old high school friend who still has a dean-and-loki-in-the-tardis and sure it's not great but what are you gonna do, make them get rid of it? come on, that's katie's url, she's had it forever, it's fine. but if you find someone that has a brand new castieldrinkingteawithsherlock then something dark is afoot. they have regulations against making any more of those. you should be able to cut tumblr users open and count their rings like trees. i bet some of you got horny reading that last sentence

painfully true

Imagine saying "where sweets are baked, not bought" about the decade that invented blue raspberry

This is so funny. The 90s had the most absolutely heinous hyper processed candies. Unchallenged champion of checkout counter bullshit.

We were obsessed with making every sweet a powder, a goo, novelty shaped, or unbearably sour. Often some combination of the above. 90s sweets were utterly ridiculous and it was fantastic.

sorry for veggieangelism but really you can put pretty much any veg in the oven for 20 minutes at 400 covered in olive oil, salt, pepper, onion+garlic powder and have it be good

i'm sorry but I saw veggieangelism and my brain went to

can the 2020's stop speedrunning historical events pretty pretty please

please

Reblog if you write fic and people can inbox you random-ass questions about your stories, itemized number lists be damned.