this is my favorite comment on a marching band video
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you asked for soft thoughts but im going to do something silly AND INSTEAD ASK YOU FOR YOUR SOFT THOUGHTS
[n.] uno reverse well played :')
im thinking about very specific and niche but this is for all my desi engenes out there <3 #deluluisthesolulu
to me jay is so tum hi ho coded and this is atp my roman empire.
i can so easily picture jay watching you intently as you sing along to this song, observing the glassy look in your eyes as you drive back home.
when the song finishes you turn to him and say, 'this is me to you,' smiling at the confused look his face. so as soon as jay gets home, he googles up the lyrics and absolutely 100% tears up a little.
so then he spends a couple hours learning the song on the guitar, and then he spends WEEKS learning the lyrics, trying to make sure he gets the pronunciations correct, and some more weeks perfecting it all together.
he wants to keep practicing and play it as a gift for your birthday but jay is a weak weak man, and so you catch him mumbling the song to himself as he does some work and you get misty eyed, and when you ask him about it he confesses sheepishly, because of course jay went and perfected the song just for you.
in a world of boys he really is a gentleman >:(
yeah this is 100% my roman empire
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reparations
PAIRING ▸ park jongseong x witch!fem!reader
GENRES ▸ social media au (smau), crack, fantasy kinda(???)
WARNINGS ▸ profanity, um jay is a dog, dog has phone it makes sense yes, pairing is more of a Dynamic
SUMMARY ▸ in which jay is a dog.
SCHEDULE ▸ sporadically. i am unpredictable like my smaus
AUTHOR’S NOTE ▸ reparations for puppy kindergarten!!!!! no tag list im just rawdogging this
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twitter is going to be shut down. half of reddit is locked or completely unmoderated. the entire first page of google search results are ads. tumblr does not and will never have a functioning search system and their content moderation is 100% automated. youtube only shares ad revenue with people who make snuff films for Youtube Kids. facebook is selling your grandma’s social security number under the table for like $5. web 2.0 is completely dead right
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The Crushing Weight of Not Knowing If There Is a Task
im starting to think this crushing weight is not about the tasks
Do you like mayo
ON MY SANDWICHES NOT SPOONFULS YOU FUCKWAD
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Micah Nemerever, "These Violent Delights"
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
An actual World Heritage Post
how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it
one week until ten years of Spiders Georg
happy birthday Spiders Georg, you will always be famous
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hey not sure if i have any Jewish followers from NJ but FYI. this is really concerning
Confirmation this screenshot is real. It was tweeted at 3:06 PM on Nov 3, 2022 (local time). For those with screen readers, the tweet reads: "The FBI has received credible information of a broad threat to synagogues in NJ. We ask at this time that you take all security precautions to protect your community and facility. We will share more information as soon as we can. Stay alert. In case of emergency call police."
They followed up at 3:39 pm with: "We are taking a proactive measure with this warning while investigative processes are carried out." Then at 6:00 pm: "The FBI takes all threats seriously and we are working with our law enforcement partners actively investigating this threat. We are also engaged with our faith based partners in the affected community."
This NPR article (published 7:35 PM Nov 3, 2022) has slightly more detail: "The alert was posted after officials discovered an online threat directed broadly at synagogues in New Jersey, a law enforcement official said. The posting, though, did not target any specific synagogue by name, the official said." The article also says officials in Jersey City and Hoboken had promised increased police presence.
As of 11:10 PM Nov 3, 2022, Newark's FBI field site's website has no further information. Please do not panic, but consider talking precautionary action and/or reaching out to your synagogue for advice/concerns/etc if you attend in New Jersey. Remember that a threat is not a guarantee, but that acting with your own safety and the safety of your community and family in mind is always a positive.
I am reblogging because this post is time sensitive, and to provide further links/verification. I have only done a cursory search, and I encourage those in the area or more up to date to reblog with updates and/or corrections. Again, please do not panic or sensationalize, as it does no one any good-- this is only to spread information for those who need it.
Much love to all my followers, and I hope this turns out to be a cruel hoax.
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More little guys have appeared! The bus finally got through all the traffic and shroomish came in with donuts for everyone. Hopefully a sweet treat will make smoliv a little less nervous.
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cielinde-deactivated20221006
hashiras spending time with you (you're a microwave)
pairings: hashiras x gn! reader (separate) tags/warnings: just stupid hc's + like 1 mention of sex but nothing nsfw notes: i've always dreamed of being a microwave so yea. feel free to request me some crack ideas! (more under cut!)
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my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented