I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*
Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case
Joris Hoefnagel and Georg Bocskay - Dragonfly, Pear, Carnation, and Insect - 16th c. - via Getty Open Content
Declaring bankruptcy after buying 1 sandwich and 2 books
One time at summer camp another kid told me that they'd run out of possible ways to combine musical notes and there wasn't gonna be any more music and I just believed him
capitalism killed my parasocial best friend, shane madej. may he rest in peace.
ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to miss the application window
“The casting of Sirella pleased Martok actor J.G. Hertzler. He reminisced, “When I heard that Shannon Cochran was going to play her, I said, ‘Perfect!’ because she has a Shakespearean background and I knew we could really feed that into the two characters’ relationship.” Indeed, the portrayal of Sirella’s relationship with Martok was influenced by the connection between Beatrice and Benedick in Shakespeare’s “Much Ado About Nothing””
— Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Companion, p. 504
sheep arent stupid. theyre peaceful and kind. don't mix that up
I went outside to the real world and there was nuance. it was fucking terrifying stay safe y'all
TBH I think that Paleontologists should be allowed to fight private collectors who purchase any specimen that is incredibly valuable to science actually.
Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!
the sandwich price to minimum wage ratio is getting so fucked up
cats are full of love and violence. can relate.
I get my media recommendations the old fashioned way: by watching someone I follow on here go on an unhinged reblog spree of media related content until I eventually decide to go "alright, what's all this then"
the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
not again