Mis blorbitos

you. american adult with a drivers license. can you tell me who has the right of way at a 4 way stop

The strongest

I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference

and tbh it’s also pretty funny when I start to deflate in the library and he leans over and goes “FORTIFY”

Dude, fortify is bangin’. That makes things like you’re some kind of RPG character. Fortify is way better than “man up.”

This is what posting your artwork after a mutual posts a big life update feels like

Everyone's favorite gameshow host!! I love Game Changer so much, what a wonderful cast, format, show and host!!

just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO

he said yes

this man is twisted. Sick .

The reason we trust Sam Reich as a CEO is because any power madness he may experience is excised through the psychological torture experiment he calls “Game Changer”.

hey sorry we put your players in a time loop. yeah they can only win by learning, and they can only learn by playing. yeah grant o’brien is carboloading next to their podiums. yeah they know that x equals 8 so y must equal 6. no they can’t use the ladder. yeah now they’re doing the wenis. sorry. 

stop doing coke with these jokes and come smoke crackula with dracula

English added by me :)

"Wow she is literally me"

compelled yesterday to make a zine about a lifetime of being a contrarian little shit sketched left-handed and inked right (ow)

another one