i hate naruto but i love the colour/character designs g o s h.
uhm what is this thing abt yahoo sharing user information w/ verizon.
holy shit???
ooc. doc orders: no real typing or anything for 6+ weeks. also, i’m not on nart at the moment. i’m hanging out over here.
send one to see how my muse reacts / rough ( some nsfw ) edition.
- [ press ] to roughly push my muse against the wall.
- [ guide ] to roughly grab my muse and pull them into a passionate kiss.
- [ yank ] to roughly grab my muses arm preventing them from leaving after an argument.
- [ pin ] to roughly grab my muses wrists.
- [ tug ] to roughly grab my muses hair.
- [ rip ] or [ rip + name clothing piece ] to roughly rip a piece of clothing off my muse.
- [ spank ] to spank my muse.
- [ choke ] to choke my muse.
- [ push ] to roughly push my muse onto a bed.
Casual Nudity Memes
Send one to…
👙 - Catch my muse half naked accidentally
🙅♂️ - Walk in my muse and see them covering up their naked body
😍 - See my muse naked accidentally and say “damn” without meaning it
💧- Go skinny dipping with my muse
☀️ - Go to a nudist beach with my muse
🍃 - Have my muse pose tastefully for your muse’s art project
🍺 - Get drunk and wake up completely naked cuddled up to my muse
💳 - Play strip poker with my muse
🛁 - Shower with my muse
🎁 - “Dick in a box” prank my muse
😧 - Accidentally walk into a changing stall that my muse was in
✋️ - See my muse naked and have your muse cover their eyes
🖐 - Have your muse peek through their fingers at seeing my muse naked
PSA-
If I’m following you…
I want to RP with you.
I want to RP with you.
I want to RP with you.
I w a n t t o R P w i t h y o u.
I want to RP with you.
I want to RP with you.
Headcanons
Send ✚ for a HEALTH headcanon. Send ♕ for a CHILDHOOD headcanon. Send ✿ for a HAPPINESS headcanon. Send ␛ for an ANGER headcanon. Send ♆ for a BODY headcanon. Send ϡ for a MENTAL STATE headcanon. Send ღ for a LOVE/SEXUALITY headcanon. Send † for a RELIGION headcanon. Send ✄ for a PET PEEVE headcanon. Send ☂ for a FOOD headcanon.
send ' ▼' for my muses reaction to yours straddling/sitting on their lap.
alternatively send ’ ▼+ reverse ’ for my muse to straddle / sit on your muses lap.
Reblog if you RP smut
[Here is the link if you do NOT rp smut]
Dear friends,
I want to know something. Lately there has been an influx of quality Uchiha roleplayers (Sasuke/Itachi/Madara) and as “uchihaCollector” I do looove that. Welcome!
Every muse has support characters that define the muse. I have been wondering about whether your muse needs a friend.
My OTP is OroKabu: and I have an amazing Kabuto platonic friend, but would still like to ship with another Kabuto. This way they can exist at the same time in their own narrative space.
Does your muse need a Naruto to their Sasuke, a Choji to their Ino, a Kurenai to their Asuma? REBLOG THIS POST. IN THE TAGS, PUT THE CHARACTER NAME YOU ARE LOOKING FOR.
And please let it be known to your current friends, that they won’t be replaced.
And let it be known that you’re not onligated to thread with the person who has the muse you’re looking for. Sometime a portrayal is not THE portrayal.
This post is to express DESIRE to write with a muse’s friend you have not met yet.
I am looking for a: ….
ALL I WANT IS A LOVE LIKE BEN AND LESLIE’S
“Can you come tuck me in?” straight-faced over the jitter of awkwardness, its resolute surrender to need. why the fuck not? he's a grown ass man, he can use his fucking mouth to ask for what he wants. ( hid. cackles ) ( thAT FAMILY AU WE HAVE )
Domestic/Family Started Prompts // @zilveninde - Hidan
It had taken a few moments to process what exactly the boy- well man- had requested from her. Here she had been enjoying a book in a small peace of down time to be suddenly asked to…tuck the full grown man into bed, as if he was a babe still. Well he was, one of the few that had some how been accumulated into this new weird family she had acquired. (She couldn’t even tell you how it all began, but now she had members of a notorious group as her adopted sons!? It was quite odd truly, but not entirely unwelcomed.)
“Dear…you are a little old to be tucked in, are you not?” Pausing her words as she began to think, closing the book she was reading seconds prior.
A gentle smile pulled at the corners of her peach painted lips, how could she refuse such a innocent prospect such as this? The poor little silverfish probably didn’t get such interactions in his youth and to have ask with such a tone…Kintsugi had to get up from her seat. Grabbing his hands in hers and nodding.
“Let us go, I can’t refuse one of my babies like this,” she said lovingly, “But only this once.” Finger raised to wag in a semi-serious manner. Kintsugi couldn’t give special treatment out too much.
why i ship the thing:
- because i do
why i don’t ship that thing:
- because i don’t
;; @zilveninde is precious, that is all.
Give me someone who has some fucked up tastes in fiction, but is kind and respectful to real people, over someone who only ever ships the healthiest ships and stans the purest characters, but is rude and cruel to real people, any day of the week.
Your goddamn fictional preferences don’t show what kind of person you are; your actions do.
It’s not a hard concept to grasp.
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FLUFFIEST SHIP
asksiwasavoiding--- O HS HIT OKA YFUCK F A M UH M. || @mita-rashi
ooc. uhm uhm uhm, let’s see... i tend to ship Angsty dynamics, so fluff is a relative term, here. i’d say sasodei bc 1) my muse in this ship actually fucking admits to his fuCKING FEELINGS internally and 2) they are actively affectionate sometimes toward the other in a way the other learns to understand. it’s the most True Luv connection any of my muses have, and it shows. as in,they’re likely to accept it into their lives to an extent instead ofsabotage it (sub)consciously && watch it burn down around them. then there’s shisui bc shisui is a fluff bunny except he runs away screaming from his feelings so none of his ships are.
and that’s it for ships i’ve ever written in a way that actually... lead to smth u could call a ship or fluffy.