why is he standing like he’s about to throw that ass back

Canucks: “More notifications in one hour than in one year before!” @_EPettersson checks his phone and finds a special video from home.

gabe just murdered picks

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Bucky-with-the-good-hair is back once again with stunningly good takes

Hi, this makes me want to throw myself off of a cliff

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how to get ovi to let someone else hold the cup for two consecutive minutes: let him hold nic

i’m perfectly okay

Jakub Vrana being asked by the media about his reaction to scoring the game winning goal against the Canadiens. Samantha Pell gets it:

doctor: you only have 5 minutes left to live

me:

Dear lord he looks good

top 10 hottest men in the nhl

so it’s been ab a year since i first did one of these and i think my taste is more refined now so here we go

but first let me give a shoutout to my boys who barely missed the cut

honorable mention (in no particular order):

- ryan graves. tall, facial bone structure, and dead inside. edward cullen is quaking and so am i

- jamie benn. in a shocking turn of events he’s fallen off my list this year but that doesn’t not make him the sexiest cowman i’ve ever seen

- james neal. i said it before and i’ll say it again i never understood why people called sexy men daddy until i saw james neal

(i couldn’t add gifs of my honorable mention boys bc of the 10 image limit but i’m sure y’all know what they look like)

okay now it’s time to get into this fr lfg baby

10. kris letang. one of the finest pieces of art french canada has to offer

9. leon draisaitl. 3 words. exquisite german engineering. and then two more words. playoff beard

8. brock boeser. there are only 2 blonde men on this whole list but trust me i know what i’m doing. the fact that you could take brock home to your mother and she would be pleased is very sexy we love a boy next door with a boat

7. henrik lundqvist. my guy is almost 40 and made the cut that’s king shit and he’s just getting better like a fine wine

6. mat barzal. we’re getting into the thick of the list now. this is a game of inches and literally 1-6 are so close if i accidentally get them out of order i probably won’t even notice. anyway mat barzal owns the all star game and having cheekbones

5. gabe landeskog. the only other blonde in the cut. it’s an honor. no eyebrows and he’s still number 5 that’s some other worldly power right there if gabe had eyebrows we wouldn’t know how to act and god knew that

4. craig smith. y’all look at this man. look at him again. don’t stop looking at him. now don’t forget his face. now give him the attention he deserves

3. michal kempny. he was originally my #2 but then i kept thinking ab tommy but now i’m thinking ab michal and idk 2 and 3 are interchangeable here

2. tom wilson. i don’t care what you think of him this is the correct answer i’m never wrong

1. roman josi. sometimes i wonder why he’s in the nhl and not a model and then i remember what he looked like when he got drafted so he’s not only the sexiest man in the league but also the biggest glow up

if any of y’all post one of these tag me i’m interested to see what y’alls lists would be!!!!!!

see u next year nhl hottest!!! 😗

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