Coochie Declined

the real difference between twitter and tumblr is that twitter fries your brain like an egg almost immediately vs tumblr simmers your brain slow n low in a crockpot

this is what customer service is like

who wants to go to the aquarium with me i want to stand in cold rooms for two hours straight and look at jellyfish and maybe pet a small stingray

emotionally i am here

Feel like shit. Just want to pet sea pancakes again.

god made ferrets by taking a cat and rolling it between his hands like a long piece of play doh

constantly fascinated by the way tumblrs plans for this website have nothing to do with the people who use it

tumblr users: complain

staff: 

he set himself up LMAO

Our country would rather start wars instead of minding our business and doing something like that ^ 🙃

“Maybe we’re all just living in the past.”

It!