"Captain's Log, Stardate whatever. After taking a year off to work on some core problems, I have been back on board for two days and I'm already considering relapse. I have a headache."
"If you narc me out to Ratchet, you're grounded- but I have a hidden locker refrigeration unit down by the engineering hub. Unit 392. Take what you want just not the pink ones, those are Kiki and I's favorites."
"You are my favorite dad ever. Not a word to Ratchet - I'm probably already on his shit list for not checking in with him yet."
"You really should do that- tomorrow. Besides, he needs to re-evaluate your med dosages."
"I just had my med dosages evaluated before I came back. I know it's dad and he's the best medic in the galaxy, but I've been taken care of while I was away."
"Fair enough then. Unfortunately I taught your little sister how to swear in Altihexian so that's my accomplishments for the year. Think Ratchet might throw me out the airlock?"
