chamber of secrets au where fred and george steal ginny’s diary bc “haha ginny why are you keeping a diary omg its old and blank” and they just start drawing dicks in it and then the dicks fade off the paper and fred and george just look at each other and go “omg infinite dicks” so they draw dicks on it all year until the diary literally ink vomits itself to death bc tom riddle cant handle the dicks anymore and no one ever opened the chamber of secrets and fred and george destroyed the very first horcrux the end

This is my legacy

#dicksoutfortomriddle

in 124,000 notes no one has added a caption so completely wonderful and succint and beautiful and goddamn perfect ive been laughing for 15 years thank you

diary: stolen pages: self-erasing dicks: out

TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE IS FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE HORCRUX

RBW MGB recreation, 2018. Midlands classic motoring specialist RBW Classic Electric Cars working with Zytek Automotive, part of Continental AG, who provide the technology applied to Formula E racing cars have created an electrified MGB. The ambition is to create vehicles that have the aesthetic appeal of a classic car but with the engineering of a modern electric vehicle. They are also working on a Jaguar XKSS recreation,

I have a headcanon that Hermione insists her children attend some primary muggle schooling before Hogwarts, just as she had done. Now, imagine Arthur Weasley attending his grandchild’s science fair, being the ultra proud grandfather….and yet also completely geeking out over absolutely EVERYTHING.

Canon

“That is a volcano, that is a VERY SMALL VOLCANO, how - young lady, how did you make this? Baking soda and food coloring? MARVELOUS!”

the kids would love him.

Never have I ever loved anything more than I love this

All the muggle teachers would think he was being so adorable, “pretending” not to know how potato batteries and mini-volcanoes work, fawning over the hard work the kids did on even the simplest the projects. And he comes every year, because after the kids have aged out (”gone on to some boarding school in Scotland,” the teachers say over bad coffee in the break room, “they didn’t seem the type”), he gets an honorary invitation to the fair every year, because he never stops making the kids feel smart and good. 

“And this airy-o-plane, it flies by means of a… rubber band? Did I hear that correctly? No magic at all? Doesn’t flap its wings like a bird? MARVELOUS! What an ingenious method of flight!” *looks around* “You, sir! With the ribbons! This child deserves one of those prizes!”

@deadcatwithaflamethrower

This is so wholesome. 

Arthur Weasley, as the Science Fair attendee we all deserve.

After a couple years Arthur Weasley brings his own ribbons. They shimmer in a way that makes everyone wonder what kind of ink he uses—“secrets!” he tells anyone who asks—but they’re beautiful. They’re coveted even more than the official ribbons, because they remind you that while he was heaping praise on you, you felt magical.

This is one of the best HP headcanons I’ve ever read.

I just teared up thinking of Arthur Weasley being proud of me for scienceing.

License Plate: NCC1701

In which Jim Kirk is some small-town smartass from Iowa trying to find some purpose by roadtripping across America. Along the way he picks up a soft-spoken boy from Boston with a complicated relationship with his parents- not to mention a talent with a chessboard, Jim hasn’t won once- and a good ol’ country doctor from Georgia, still bitter about losing the custody battle. They bump into some others along the way: The beautiful singing voice in the motel room next to theirs belongs to an adventurous college student with seven languages under her belt. The night shift mechanic who manages to salvage the remains of Jim’s first car insists they take him along for the ride- an engine that beautiful needs constant attention. His roommate, valiantly trying to plant a vegetable garden outside, would rather put his skills to the test driving cross-country than delivering pizzas. And the Russian whiz kid they pick up in an Arizona diner is the only one who can read the goddamn maps.

Petition to put Ben Hardy in Kingsman 3

just remember, when in doubt, do it for Freddie

Sir that’s my emotional support nerdy, guitar-playing poodle.

i-

Another Queen set of photos that I love so much (pt. 4)

— When my hand’s on your grease gun… 😂😂

at this point you are just showing off.

How? How is it fucking possible to make stone look sheer?

I’ve loved some of these for a very long time. I’m glad someone compiled them.

I’m posting weird stuff today. 

Southside Serpents + Tumblr Text Posts

NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory “Visions Of The Future” Poster.

The most iconic cats snaps of 2018

I was probably gonna reblog this anyway, and then I got to the Istanbul pic.