so i'm finally caught up on the flash, but tumblr decided to just fuck up my dash, so i'm going to be moving barry to a new blog and hopefully actually get him started up! so be on the lookout for that!
✧ ( SHAMELESS SENTENCE STARTERS.
warning: triggers apply. adult language, sexual themes, violence, offensive subjects, offensive behaviors. please read & reblog with caution.
❛ And what exactly does “hooked up” mean? ❜ ❛ It’s like a car wreck… you can’t not watch. ❜ ❛ What’s that smell? It’s either vomit or fancy cheese. ❜ ❛ There is no God. We’re all gonna die. ❜ ❛ The hell? You’re supposed to negotiate! ❜ ❛ If you’re looking for money, I don’t have any yet. ❜ ❛ How do you feel about metal splinters to the eye? ❜ ❛ Are you up-to-date on your rabies shots? ❜ ❛ I don’t like that you’re getting hurt on purpose to make money. ❜ ❛ You’re kidding me? You’re actually serious about this shit? ❜ ❛ You’re kinda growing on me. ❜ ❛ Wanna see how fast I can unhook your bra? ❜ ❛ You make my life a living hell and I want you out of here now. ❜ ❛ Half of the world has penises, why do people get so upset about seeing them? ❜ ❛ You’re nothing but a warm mouth to me. ❜ ❛ I think I’m depressed. I’ve been feeling kind of funky lately. ❜ ❛ I never said it was yours. You just wanted it to be. ❜ ❛ Wouldn’t be the first time somebody’s disappointed me. ❜ ❛ I don’t mean to be an asshole. It’s just… genetic. ❜ ❛ Fuck you is what you were invited to. ❜ ❛ I can’t even begin to imagine what kind of pussy you’d be in juvie. ❜ ❛ I want normal people problems. Like, am I getting enough fiber? ❜ ❛ Hey, I think I just insulted myself. ❜ ❛ Hey! What the fuck man! He’s/she’s dead! ❜ ❛ Oh, could you be a little more vague? ❜ ❛ You came all the way down here to talk about my pubes? ❜ ❛ How the fuck do you not have a gun? ❜ ❛ Sure you’re ready to pop your armed robbery cherry? ❜ ❛ You should have seen your face. ❜ ❛ You don’t know who you messed with, bitch. ❜ ❛ You fuck with the bull, you get an ass full of horns! ❜ ❛ I’m not used to having people yell at me all day long. ❜ ❛ I have this friend. I think you two might really hit it off. ❜ ❛ I’ve seen you put out after the first drink. ❜ ❛ You know, I’d hug you but neither of us would like that. ❜ ❛ I don’t get why just don’t use her/his face for target practice. ❜ ❛ I want a fucking lawyer motherfucker! ❜ ❛ You’re covering your own ass and you know it. ❜ ❛ You know I used a condom. ❜ ❛ Do you know where I can buy a gun? ❜ ❛ You think you scare me? Bring it, bitch! ❜ ❛ I’m starting to get fucking homicidal. ❜ ❛ I will make this kitchen my bitch. ❜ ❛ They’re having a party for kids across the street. No booze. ❜ ❛ A shrink at school says I’m one of God’s mistakes. ❜ ❛ I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is fuck you! ❜ ❛ Did the two of us finish an entire gallon of box wine the other night? ❜ ❛ I can’t handle anything up my ass without alcohol! ❜ ❛ I’d be crying right now if I wasn’t so high. ❜ ❛ I’m not my dad. You hear me? I’m not my fucking dad! ❜ ❛ I would never do half the shit that you’ve done to us. Why are you even here? ❜ ❛ Even the homeless get better stuff than us. ❜ ❛ I am just as likely as anyone of this family to make something of myself. ❜ ❛ You want to get shit faced in the middle of the day. ❜ ❛ You have no money yet you’re going into a grocery store. Interesting. ❜ ❛ Let’s go get drunk and buy a gun. ❜ ❛ It’s a shame when someone you love gets taken away, isn’t it? ❜ ❛ If this is a relationship you wanna save, then you gotta fucking save it. ❜ ❛ Off to deal drugs on a Saturday morning? ❜ ❛ I’m probably biased, you deserve better than him. ❜ ❛ If you don’t get out right now, I will shoot you. ❜ ❛ Still don’t want your family to know? ❜ ❛ Did I mention that I’m falling in love with you? ❜ ❛ You can’t feel a persons headache by touching his head. ❜ ❛ Are you robbing me with my own fucking gun? ❜ ❛ How can you tell when you’re in love with someone? ❜ ❛ Is that supposed to be some kind of insult? ❜ ❛ I’m done living the way other people want me to live. ❜ ❛ I think I was trying to prove something, not to you but to myself. ❜ ❛ If it wasn’t sex then what was the problem? ❜ ❛ What do you want me to say? That I’m self-destructive? ❜ ❛ Random destruction makes you think of me? ❜ ❛ I haven’t abused marijuana like the rest of you, so yes I remember. ❜ ❛ Your turf? What is this West Side Story? ❜ ❛ All I’m gonna be thinking about while you choke me out is how much I love you. ❜ ❛ If I don’t invest in myself, no one else will. ❜ ❛ It smells worse than a dead hooker’s ass in there. ❜ ❛ I don’t wanna be me anymore. ❜ ❛ Why would anyone go to the zoo sober? ❜ ❛ I’ve had so many abortions the next one is free. ❜ ❛ I’d trade my left nut for one more hour of sleep. ❜ ❛ How do you do that? The nice thing? ❜ ❛ I’m sick of living in your shadow. ❜ ❛ I never thought I’d say this but you were right. ❜ ❛ Where can I get knives and blunts? ❜ ❛ I can’t share a room with someone in constant state of arousal! ❜ ❛ I’m sneaking antibiotics into his toothpaste just in case. ❜ ❛ I got tasered for like a second and I crapped myself. ❜ ❛ I’ve never seen you put on deodorant before. ❜ ❛ I haven’t had a drink for two days…well granted I was unconscious. ❜ ❛ I’ll be in the bushes across the street stalking you. ❜ ❛ Is there anything more enjoyable on earth than humiliating your peers? ❜ ❛ I need to buy a gun. For protection. In case there’s a shooting here. I’m scared. ❜ ❛ It’s my job to tell you when you’re making a huge mistake. ❜ ❛ Have you ever woken up naked in the street with no idea how you got there? ❜ ❛ You’re either boning or you’re waiting to bone. ❜ ❛ Doctors are thieves, they just have degrees to keep them out of jail. ❜ ❛ You want me to be realistic? Okay, I’ll be realistic. ❜ ❛ I confided in you and you told everyone. ❜ ❛ I have no idea what that means but I’m enjoying trying to picture it. ❜ ❛ I never made any fucking promises to you! ❜
DO YOU LIKE GUYS WHO CAN RUN FAST ? wear all red outfits with yellow lighting bolts ? fight crime ? well have i got a guy for you ! bartholomew henry allen ( awful name , his only downside ) is all of these things and more !
even if he isn’t your type , feel free to like / reblog this if you’d be interested in interacting with a BARRY ALLEN aka the flash !
hit the ♡ for some plotting !
DO YOU LIKE GUYS WHO CAN RUN FAST ? wear all red outfits with yellow lighting bolts ? fight crime ? well have i got a guy for you ! bartholomew henry allen ( awful name , his only downside ) is all of these things and more !
even if he isn’t your type , feel free to like / reblog this if you’d be interested in interacting with a BARRY ALLEN aka the flash !
↢ –– RE : NSTRINGS ; CAPTAIN COLD !
‘ Don’t come find me, i won’t be here waiting. ’ he’s carrying nothing but a backpack and his cold gun that’s strapped to his leg. leonard’s eyes don’t leave the other’s , even as he leans against the motorbike ; curiosity emerges on his visage as his cold facade is dropped , noting the fact that for the first time in weeks they weren’t meeting under unpleasant circumstances. ‘ came to say bye ? ’ it’s been weeks since he gave barry the note that conveyed what he truly wanted from life now. you. leonard is somehow glad that the speedster didn’t quite get what he wanted and he hoped that the betrayal only made him hate snart more.
ILLENIUM & KERLI - SOUND OF WALKING AWAY. @goesfast
YOU. a thousand different meanings could be drawn from that , a thousand different conclusions. and yet his mind had settled on one almost faster than he could run , one none to pleasant , as the look on his face suggests. YOU. snart wanted him for the rogues , he wanted his powers. YOU. he wanted barry to step away from his team , or perhaps even bring them if they agreed to it , though he doubted they ever will. YOU. snart wanted control over him. he holds the note up , bringing it in captain cold’s line of sight , expression grim. ‘ what made you think i would ever agree to join your rogues , snart ? ‘
NSTRINGS ; LEONARD SNART
‘ and you’d think a criminal like me would be on the run. ’ he has been disassembling and reassembling the cold gun in the safety of an abandoned warehouse. understanding what he’s working with is what made him a good thief , the best thief. leonard doesn’t stare up until after his hands are clean of oil , interest growing in the blueness of his eyes - he thought having a nemesis would mean having more guns pointed at his head , but instead all he got was judging stares. ‘ should i even ask why you’re visiting me , flash ? as far as i know , i’ve been a good citizen today. ’ ///// @goesfast
❛ YOU'RE ALWAYS UP TO SOMETHING , SNART. ❜ the trip to the warehouse had been unexpected , unplanned. he had let his instinct take over , pulling on his suit and letting his legs take them where they willed. perhaps it had been stupid , no one knew where he was. not wells , not cisco , not caitlin. he didn’t know what he had excepted to find , what he had expected to do , but now there was no turning back. ❛ or have you decided to chill out. ❜
to anyone who just followed me : just a heads up this blog is going to be super super empty for a little bit while i try and get a little more caught up on the flash and get a better grasp on barry’s character ! if you guys want to plot / write with me i’ll mostly be over on @wiingedwolf , @healglow , and @sagacit
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