a President makes a new law that anyone shorter than him gets executed but he accidentally makes it an amendment to the constitution so it applies to future presidents too, in the next elections theres a frenzy of people voting for the shortest president so they dont die and this is how they end up electing a 3 foot tall man named Pinwheel Patrick who goes on to become the most tyrannical dictator the world has ever seen
my gf is my life
Explain
i don’t have one
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My favourite internet niche has to be the Brazilian internet genre of GAY PEOPLE PLAYING DODGEBALL.
Warning: screaming. Lots of it.
Thanks to twitter user @ecbahya for putting these in a thread.
Amazing
This is my new favorite thing
holy shit no more straight people sports ever this owns
how do you think the kronk voice actor feels knowing he’ll only ever be recognized as the kronk voice actor
patrick warburton has a net worth of 30 million dollars which is the amount I will pay to end this disrespect right now
get fucking rekt OP
he has exactly one voice that he can do but lord knows that wont stop him and i respect that
You only need one voice when you have the perfect one.
lets be real guys if theres ever a zombie apocalypse do you even know how many white girls are gonna try and find a zombie boyfriend like in Warm Bodies
rb to give the person you reblogged from a really cool knife
pulling stunts that strengthen the public’s perception of gay people as satanic perverts is a shitty thing to do. the end
counterpoint: it’s really funny.
lil nas x: i was demonized from a young age because of the unique intersection of my blackness and queerness within the church and now im reclaiming that for myself and showing young queer people that they always have a place where they’ll be accepted, even if they have to carve it out of the hell they were promised
random shitforbrains tumblr users: actually portraying queer people, including yourself, as sexually empowered or subversive in any way makes the homophobes mad :/// maybe just act normal??? idk pulling that “”stunt”” is kinda homophobic
OP’s statement implies that there is a way of acting that will convince the bigots that gay people are not satanic perverts.
There isn’t. Every single method has been tried: Being quiet. Blending in. Acting like middle class suburban straight couples. Being closeted and only finding partners who will keep the secret. Having one partner publicly take the role of another gender. (And then acting like a suburban straight couple.) Being ALONE, and just pining quietly for years.
None of it works. When the straights figure out who the gay people are, even if they are abstinent and solitary, there’s a swarm of bigots ready to denounce all queer people as evil, as corrupting children, as causing the downfall of society. A swarm of bigots ready to physically attack them to drive them off.
There is no polite enough, no ordinary enough, no invisible enough to keep us safe.
So fuck that.
Queer people should act like they want to act. If part of that is going all in for the “I am your worst hellscape nightmare” tropes, that’s part of reclaiming the right to be full members of society.
And queer people of color have at least twice as much right to ignore all the stupid “don’t do that because you’ll offend people!!!” rules.
What offends those people is queer people of color existing, not whatever they did that got them noticed. The bigots just like to pretend that the issue is “I don’t want to see it” instead of “I don’t want the person who did that, to exist.”
Because if the issue is “I don’t want to see it” - just don’t watch the video.
Specially, LIL NAS X tried that. Y’all remember his first his? Old Town Road? With the lyrics:
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull riding and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Boy was STEALTH. AND WHAT DID THEY DO TO HIM????? They OUTED HIM. OUT OF REVENGE FOR BEING BETTER AT THE GAME THAN THEY WERE. FOR BEING A BLACK QUEER MAN WITH A HIT. THEY. OUTED. HIM.
Y’all DO NOT get to tell him to sit down and shut up about his gayness when he LITERALLY DID THAT AND WAS OUTED. what happened to the quiet polite gays, you ask?
Y’all killed, bullied and outed them so you’re stuck with us. Deal with it.
Performative Purity has never kept any person of color, queer folks, and ESPECIALLY queer persons of color safe in the eyes of a society that WANTS to hate us for existing as is. NEVER.
so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter
This ancient post abt a guy who looks like literally any white guy you bump into at a resort in florida
Please pray for this man in Multiverse of Madness
the fact that Loki’s death scene in Thor 2 was originally intended to be real & retconned later and the end where he’s alive was filmed during pickups has me SO fucked up because now I can’t choose between which headcanon I prefer re: his behavior in Ragnarok. like listen, okay, either:
1. loki was planning on playing dead the whole time and so his very sad death scene & everything he said therein was a calculated move and he was practically writing the theatrical version of it (starring matt damon as himself) as he went along
OR
2. loki really thought he was dying and every melodramatic word of his death scene was 100% heartfelt and then after he realized he wasn’t dead he fucking… woke up peaced out to go take over asgard (lol?) and several months later he was sitting on the throne and could remember every word of what he said to thor on that day and was like “wow im so fucking poetic. that should be a play. starring matt damon as Me perhaps”
and I honestly could not tell you which is better
Loki five minutes after his dramatic death scene:
loki thought he was going to die but when he didn’t he was super embarrassed by all the cringe apologies and decided to pretend he had known he would live the entire time and it was some grand scheme
Loki just like: i meant to do that
wow u think video games are getting worse? that’s crazy ahaha. oh wow and you think they were only good from [year you turned 12] to [year you turned 19]? wow ahaha
me #can’t believe this movie is from 1998
It’s like y'all think people didn’t talk about shit before 2008.
Give this woman her job back and a raise
Why are you booing? She's right!
Update: turns out the "berating" was apart of the previously agreed upon lesson plan revolving around role playing debate skills (he had 7 uninterrupted minutes of speech, this was in the question and answer portion, most college students could tell you is normal) that the student knew about before hand.
Ellis then took this completely out of context clip and ran to Conservative Grievance Circlejerk Media (Daily Caller, NY Post, Daily Mail, ect) to slander this professor to the point that she and her coworkers are now receiving death threats from unhinged reactionaries.
Also Ellis is known for making white supremacist gestures and harassing racial and sexual minority students on campus
In conclusion, if you sided with this kid over what was (if you watched the video) a perfectly normal debate exchange with a professor, then you might have some self-examination to take part in.
This is why we get people kicked out of their schools, discredited from their academic groups, fired from their jobs. This kid has a documented history that makes this action ridiculously predictable, &now people are literally in danger because of the natural progression of his actions.
This is why we out racists&bigots. This is exactly why.
Here's a link to her gofundme. We know we're this fund raising effort be from the other side of this issue he would have raised thousands of dollars already. Can we please put our money where our principles are?
No one practices cancel culture more than conservatives
