jhoint

(having some fun with screentones)

Patreon reward: Bunny girl Trist!

Syleepy Sylas

Sol and Ky’s eye colours in each game.

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

Plate. 

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

ITS BACK

M U S H R O O M

en garde

Reblog if your muse is multiship!

Yeah, I...

i’m kinda back from a huge hiatus

hit me up if you’d like to chat, rp energy should be rising soon

I feel so sorry for that awful Lie...

Useful if this is how you think, though often I don’t see the outline until after the draft is written, because after awhile one just internalizes this kind of stuff from all the media one ingests. Point is, use if helpful, ignore if not.

IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

Hey! I’ve been portraying Poppy for two years, but due to unfortunate choices by myself, I’ve remade the blog a couple of times. So now I’m back to stay, hopefully! Reblogs to lift this blog off the ground would be greatly appreciated!

You're back

Shippy Keepy time or something?