Jake and Logan Paul are the Wario and Waluigi versions of the Da Vinki twins.

The boss has arrived ...

every time you get a little moment of joy I need you to really notice it and revel in it. suck up every last ounce of serotonin you can get. you're going to need it.

next time you see a piece of art you like take an extra minute to really take it in. next time you see a flower growing through the sidewalk cracks snap a pic of it. every time you hear a baby laugh, unexpectedly run into a friend, get to enjoy a tasty dessert, i need you to take a second and really drink it in because those little moments of light are going to make the fight worthwhile

BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

GOT DAMN HOW DIDNT YOU NOTICE

LIKE THIS

it's 50lbs rodent monday

Honestly I’d be more inclined to play Stardew Valley if it was about a depressed cop trying to solve a murder whilst navigating the politics of a mass strike and the fallout of counter revolution

guessing game go, you might not know the exact species but you do know the general sort of thing involved here

the culprit:

NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

EVERY YEAR

i have made like 57 reddit throwaway accounts in my life because my only use for reddit is to login once a year to pose niche questions to a sub i assume is compromised of mostly autistic dads desperate to impart their knowledge upon anyone who will listen. when i got my first fisheries job the equipment list my boss sent me just said “knife.” i emailed back asking what kind of knife and he replied “any knife.” i got on reddit and went to some sub about fish and i said “i got a hatchery job in alaska. what knife do i need for multipurpose use. a knife that does it all.” one guy responded in ten minutes breaking down everything about knives & salmon work. gave me a better idea of my job than the interview did. then he recommended a single knife and like twenty other people replied after him “this is the correct knife. no notes.”

bought it. pretty good knife, no notes.

sorry should’ve said:

I wanted a reliable, fixed blade for under $30. I was broke. Got a Morakniv companion. Did everything I wanted for my budget. In fisheries work most people go for a serrated Victorinox, aka a “vicky.” I carried my companion & a vicky for the rare occasions I absolutely needed serration.

so maybe it wasn’t truly completely do-it-all but I mostly used by companion. I just liked it better. i still use my companion for everything from cutting campfire kindling to paring veggies. it’s my bestie ♥️🫶 i also use a morakniv eldris now

Before I scrolled down to read your addition saying which knife it was, I said oh I hope he got a Morakniv. Best bang for your buck, hands down.

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new mission type

fun event

warframe david bowie and their guitar symbiote. with little hands

give her chicken nug

(or techrot nugs, iykyk)

been thinking about my drifter for so long and finally i was able to draw him... almost for the first time since 2021.... they're growing so fast 🤧🤧

close ups and a few thoughts about him are below!

I wanted to illustrate for myself their height diff + do a little fashion design search for operator and drifter because in-game sets look cool but don't fit at all 😔